- Oct 16, 2008
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- Caravan & motorhome 45 + yrs
Mother takes 8 year old son to the Doctors for a check up and afterwards tells him to wait outside. "Doctor i am worried about our James Willy, it seems so small, how will he go on when he is older?" The Doc. tells her that this is normal and that nature will take its course but he can see that she is still worried and decides to give her an" Old wives tale" Take James home and every morning for Breakfast make him as much Toast as he can eat, this will give him Fibre and you will see a marked improvement in the size of his Pen.s" Following morning James comes down to Breakfast and sees a whole Loaf toasted on the Table. "Wow all this toast for me Mam?. She says "No love, the first three slices are yours, the rest is for your Dad."
Well that did not work....
I know I`m a thick old sod...
Well that did not work....
I know I`m a thick old sod...