Screaming kids or yapping dogs.?

[dazandandrea]

Shoot the kids.
Might practice on next doors to start with.

 

[Notts Archer]

I can’t stand neither screaming kids nor yapping dogs so with the kids back at school we’ve got away for a couple of weeks with our dog and are currently on an adult only site. I’m glad to say that all of my dogs (and children) were trained to behave and polite, so I’m all for shooting both dog owners and parents who don’t give a dam.

 

[Outdoors Dad]

Read the original post. It's all just for fun.

I'm having fun posting,....I'll shoot all miserable self opionenated boring whining adults first

 

[Russell's Dad]

Read the original post. It's all just for fun.

Nah. Shoot the dogs, then the kids, then the adults.

 

[Russell's Dad]

Brilliant thread. Good way to pass a thundery, rainy night in North Portugal.

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[Russell's Dad]

Shoot the breeze?

 

[Kannon Fodda]

Lose the dogs.

But, top tip if you don't want noise and things crapping everywhere, don't stay on New Forest sites. Braying donkeys are bad. The cow moos are so mournful. The ponies smell. But all will defecate wherever they like, and there is so much more of it than comes out of a dog.

 

[Outdoors Dad]

If you don't like the above never go to Acbars caravan site in layburn Yorkshire. Dogs kids on electric bikes flying around, mortal parents and even dogs on electric bikes...even I was over whelmed....but my my loving wife gave me medication....gallons on wine!

 

[Russell's Dad]

Spain and Portugal = Dogs barking, church bells, donkeys, cockrels and mental kids in restaurants....fact!
Love it all....(not sh@t or piss of any species though, obviously.)

 

[dazandandrea]

Dogs on electric bikes? What do they feed em up there?

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[jerryz]

Shoot the parents and dog owners sell parts to hospitals , round up the dogs and sell to Korean restaurant ,,, eat the children ....tasty when roasted or BBQ , lots of recipies in papua New Guinea

 

[PP Bear]

How about we shoot David and Sally? Save you both from dogs and kids? The two most wonderful things in life.

Yeah but you haven’t met me cat yet, he’s awesome

 

[Outdoors Dad]

Dogs on electric bikes? What do they feed em up there?

Oh you just plug them in

 

[L' Hobo]

Kids are the worst especially screaming girls

Why do young girls always scream and not the boys?

 

[Just smiffy]

I worked bloody hard in my working life, went to work before kids got up and back home when they were in bed, did lots of overtime at weekends too….

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[WESTY66]

Shoot the kids everytime, then shoot the dog owners!!

Here endeth the lesson, nothing good will come of it if you don’t

 

[Lusky]

DOGS

 

[Elsie2010]

Sometimes we forget, we were once kids
Live and let live, I say
If we want quiet, adults only sites (although, us grown up kids can at times cause more noise and nuscience)
Ps for the record, I am, and have always been kidless

 

[dulvil]

Just come back from a small site in Bassenthwaite. I went to do my normal morning shower etc walked back passed a neighbour...'morning I said' he completely blanked my existence......it's a shame it was my last night or a would of tied the dog up outside the van and then given my boy a litre of coke and his football..... miserable twat

He knew what your attitude was so he didn’t want you around him

 

[Parrot Face]

The worst are the kids who tear around on those scooter things. We were in a site restaurant in spain , having a quiet relaxing meal when a couple of kids started riding around between the tables. Parents just sat there.

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[Coastal Cruiser.]

We were chuffed when on a site in York a couple on the pitch opposite came over and said our 2 Jacks were the best behaved dogs he had seen
They are good pups and they might give the odd woof but that’s it, as with kids it’s how they are brought up.

Although since last year I have trained them to attack anyone coming to the van looking for food, blood will be spilled

 

[scotjimland]

Bet they are hard to find. But a great idea.

I agree there are not many but ...

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[EuroTrotters]

Well behaved children and dogs get my vote.

It’s the parents and masters I would shoot.

We are on a site in Germany close to a Swiss registered motorhome. They have a German Shepard that drags the owners around and barks like a Concorde jet engine.

They are Directity facing the children’s park who are very well behaved having fun.

We are en route to our villa in Spain.

The house is in a kind of valley. We have a handful of neighbours who put their dogs out from around 7-8am and leave them out all day, barking until dark.

We have another house where, they put the dog out when they go out for dinner. The dog barks constantly until the owners return at around midnight.

One night, a house down in the very bottom. The dogs had been barking all day. It’s a brand new build , was just a little casita. I think they use them as guard dogs. Come 10pm , the dogs were still barking from 8 am in the morning.

So I got in the car, drive down, no doorbell / intercom installed yet. So I beeped my horn a couple of times, nobody came to the door. So I blew the car horn twice, for around 10 seconds. Still nobody came to the door. Drove back home and they took the dogs in and the barking stopped.

It is mental torture some days. One dog sets another off, sets a os k off . Then all of a sudden, we have a chorus of dogs howling for hours.

What can we do about it ?. Nothing apparently, so long as the dogs have food , shelter and water.

 

[Shrimp]

Just come back from a small site in Bassenthwaite. I went to do my normal morning shower etc walked back passed a neighbour...'morning I said' he completely blanked my existence......it's a shame it was my last night or a would of tied the dog up outside the van and then given my boy a litre of coke and his football..... miserable twat

Never understand why some won’t say good morning or even just an acknowledgement of some sort.
Lone woman camper on a site the other week, with a whippet, had the sourest face you had could ever see and there was no way she was going to crack a smile, let along say anything!

 

[Shrimp]

Dogs you can tell-be quiet…..they will listen.
Kids you’re not supposed to inhibit them, no smacking, no telling off, no stopping them doing whatever they want!

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[the darkside]

Shooting is very noisy,drowning both is much quieter and more satisfying

 

[David and Sally]

Oh I'll avoid any 'funster meets' with you two then have 'fun' on your travels.

All in jest. As per my op.

 

[WESTY66]

Never understand why some won’t say good morning or even just an acknowledgement of some sort.
Lone woman camper on a site the other week, with a whippet, had the sourest face you had could ever see and there was no way she was going to crack a smile, let along say anything!

You can’t move anywhere in Germany without saying “Morgen“ it’s everyone you pass has to greet you with it, I love it and always reply with the greeting, and if I know them it’s followed by a quick “wie gehts einen”

 

[PP Bear]

Don’t forget it works on kids, pets and grouchy neighbours

 

[TheAleMan]

Both equally

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