Pooing in a porta potti

[LesW]

Open blade, have a sh*t, flush, close blade, wash hands, carry on with your day...

 

[Casper46]

Biodegradable or not I'm sure that CLs with septic tanks will not be happy bunnies.

 

[M-J]

Open blade, have a sh*t, flush, close blade, wash hands, carry on with your day...

You forgot to wipe

 

[deleted79651]

Open blade, have a sh*t, flush, close blade, wash hands, carry on with your day...

I don't flush after my ablutions, but there again, I haven't reached the menopause. Bad enough dealing with those who can't ...

Steve

 

[Nirvanauk]

I don't understand the problem I bet you poo in your loo at home so why not in the van. Emptying is nowhere near as bad as sorting out a blocked sewer at home.

Ah, but have you ever tried doing it in a porta potti? I would need a plan on how to get off it!

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[Lenny HB]

Ah, but have you ever tried doing it in a porta potti? I would need a plan on how to get off it!

Yep when we had a trailer tent we the smallest one they made.

 

[Landy Andy]

Was at campsite at weekend. Everything open, showers, toilets, and you’d never know anything was different

 

[Al-Di]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh a good crap in the cupboard thread at last,

 

[TheBig1]

You need to practice exercising your sphincter muscles and imagine you are chewing. So then "chew before you spit" and the little bits shoot straight down the hole. Drop a log and you either have to develop a knack of chopping as you go or fetch a knife from the kitchen drawer to clear the blockage

 

[Swifter]

You need to practice exercising your sphincter muscles and imagine you are chewing. So then "chew before you spit" and the little bits shoot straight down the hole. Drop a log and you either have to develop a knack of chopping as you go or fetch a knife from the kitchen drawer to clear the blockage

This thread is descending rapidly

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[TheBig1]

 

[Swifter]

 

[barsteward]

I prefer the crossed toilet paper method

You don't need the crossed paper method if you can get hold of the old Izal toilet paper paper, absolutely nothing sticks to that. Having said that I think there was something of a smear campaign going on against Izal in the old days.

 

[ctc]

Its threads like this that make you proud to be British.

 

[Landy Andy]

You need to practice exercising your sphincter muscles and imagine you are chewing. So then "chew before you spit" and the little bits shoot straight down the hole. Drop a log and you either have to develop a knack of chopping as you go or fetch a knife from the kitchen drawer to clear the blockage

Isn’t that why the shutter flap control is mounted on the front of the pan. As it comes out, and drops you slice as it goes. Very similar to the currywurst.

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[barsteward]

Isn’t that why the shutter flap control is mounted on the front of the pan. As it comes out, and drops you slice as it goes. Very similar to the currywurst.

Toilet humour has no boundaries.

 

[Eggs]

You don't need the crossed paper method if you can get hold of the old Izal toilet paper paper, absolutely nothing sticks to that. Having said that I think there was something of a smear campaign going on against Izal in the old days.

I used to go to school with an Indian kid, he commented, Izal should be called John Wayne toilet paper... cuz it's rough, tuff and don't take shite from Indians.

 

[tony_g]

Hi.
" When you gotta go..you gotta go ". Everyone has a bottom and they ALL point towards the floor. I only know one person with an " Emptying the Toilet " problem. Don't laugh..... He is an ex farmer...... I SAID DON'T LAUGH !!....Mucking out.? Not a problem there. .
Tea Bag

How much!
'er indoors does 1 No. 2's a day, I do 3 or 4 multiply that by 120 days away.

3 or 4?...you must be full of 'Fun'

 

[Snoopy]

You are aware the toilets are open on campsites ? It’s the showers that are closed .

hi swifter we just back from Bracelands site in the Forest of Dean, received our email update few weeks before we arrived, saying toilets closed only accepting units that were self contained, or a pop up tent to put a porta potti in..we use on board facilities, but for reference to the original question, we used Happy Bowl liners, all good..( Bought them last year) when facilities were closed. I did read some sites were having toilets open..so probably best to always check.

 

[NicandJay]

We work like the Greeks..... no paper down the hole. Helps keep cassette going for longer and everything comes out easier. Pedal bin nearby with bag changed daily. Also handy for putting your feet up on whilst doing the business. To prevent bowl clingons spray with a fine mist of olive oil before commencing.... nothing grips on then.
Theres a lot to be said for the Mediterranean diet...

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[TheBig1]

To prevent bowl clingons spray with a fine mist of olive oil before commencing.... nothing grips on then

Spray your bum or the toilet with olive oil? A proper engineering solution, any problem can be overcome with the addition of sufficient lubricant

 

[Swifter]

. Pedal bin nearby with bag changed daily. Also handy for putting your feet up on whilst doing the business. ..

Brilliant idea

 

[Tombola]

Well Ive been wild past 2 day and my excellent aim , then to get rid of the obvs the toilet roll build up.

instead of flushing , to save water I have a glass/cup filled with water from the sink (half pint or so) and lob it in, drags the toilet roll down easy, and a quick press of the blue button to swill the bowl is all thats needed.

 

[NicandJay]

Spray your bum or the toilet with olive oil? A proper engineering solution, any problem can be overcome with the addition of sufficient lubricant

Christ sakes only bowl not your arse.... . What sort of perverts do we have on here.......

 

[uzsnowdrop]

Can I recommend not using ‘government skidder’ bog paper sheets.
First encountered at basic training in the services, until you have learnt the ropes ( a few sheets in hand, crinkle crinkle ... magically softer) its carnage ....no one tells you this for a few weeks

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[Swifter]

. What sort of perverts do we have on here.......

Are you sure you want to ask that question ?

 

[NicandJay]

Ah, in that case maybe not...
Nice to be amongst like minded individuals though.

 

[Peg Star]

For some reason on both ‘bowl liners’ and ‘happy bowl’ adverts I read them as ‘bowel’ as opposed to bowl initially!! I’m the same with ‘shopfitters’ vans, I always see ‘shoplifters’ on first glance.........

 

[Swifter]

For some reason on both ‘bowl liners’ and ‘happy bowl’ adverts I read them as ‘bowel’ as opposed to bowl initially!! I’m the same with ‘shopfitters’ vans, I always see ‘shoplifters’ on first glance.........

lol . I am the same , I read your “shopfitters” van as shoplifters and there is a funster that always welcomes new members with “ Hello and welcome aboard “ which I always read as “abroad” .

 

[uzsnowdrop]

lol . I am the same , I read your “shopfitters” van as shoplifters and there is a funster that always welcomes new members with “ Hello and welcome aboard “ which I always read as “abroad” .

I’ve been reading ‘Wttf’ as ‘WTF’ since I joined , confused me completely..

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