Pitch protocol

[Bailey58]

Leaving the dog's bowl, muzzle and chain tether seems to work O.K.

Leaving the dog may be a better idea.

 

[Spriddler]

I got a little wooden stool and leave the wife sitting on the pitch , total security

With a pointy red hat and a fishing rod?

 

[Larrynwin]

You could leave the wife on the pitch.

No doubt the best pitch defender

 

[Larrynwin]

Leaving the dog may be a better idea.

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Looks like Spit , was it Bob Carolgees dummy ?

 

[James-Alex]

£9.99 on amazon. Couple of tent pegs to hold it upright

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+1 for this. Drilled few holes in the bottom bits and rock peg goes in them

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[Bailey58]

Looks like Spit , was it Bob Carolgees dummy ?

Nah, Spit was much better looking.

Edit: Tine Eye suggests it was taxidermy gone wrong, horribly wrong!

 

[movan]

Nah, Spit was much better looking.

Edit: Tine Eye suggests it was taxidermy gone wrong, horribly wrong!

I wanted to put a funny reaction, but it seemed so cruel.

 

[Bailey58]

I wanted to put a funny reaction, but it seemed so cruel.

Yes, it was probably somebodies pet.