AUCTION One Mother in law...hardly used

[Chris]

Can she knit?

I don't think so.

She can talk shit with the best of them though.

 

[Anthea M]

I want to be a MIL but my girls don't want to oblige!

 

[Jenben]

I want to be a MIL but my girls don't want to oblige!

From reading this thread I have deduced that it would be useful to spend the next few years honing your cooking/crafting skills and avoid any sign of leakage.

I think that way you will avoid being up for sale at a bargain basement price as soon as your girls get married......

 

[Anthea M]

From reading this thread I have deduced that it would be useful to spend the next few years honing your cooking/crafting skills and avoid any sign of leakage.

I think that way you will avoid being up for sale at a bargain basement price as soon as your girls get married......

Sold within a month I would be as I'm a disaster in the kitchen ! Hate ironing can't knit and don't drive!!

 

[big bertha]

Sold within a month I would be as I'm a disaster in the kitchen ! Hate ironing can't knit and don't drive!!

Sounds llike me but I might last wee bit longer as can knit.

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[Jenben]

Bet you are wonderful with children @Anthea M what a fantastic skill.

(Have just realised you would have to last long enough as a M-I-L to illustrate this wonderful ability.)

 

[CWH]

I want to be a MIL but my girls don't want to oblige!

Can't you give them an adopted one for their birthday or for next Christmas?

 

[Baldeagle7470]

This Mother in Law is still here and still for sale.

Can you kindly tell me if she has a European certificate of Conformity?if she has we could gladly teach her Portuguese by the time she is 90 to enable her to integrate with the local Alentejo community.
All ferry costs and innoculations will be paid for but she must find her Way here from the tunnel,no one else ever has but I am sure she is a very determined lady.
Good luck with the auction.

 

[houdini]

We might be in the market Mousy as we don't have one. What Warranty terms do you give?

Does anyone know which companies offer MIL Breakdown policies and how steep the premiums are? A courtesy replacement would have to be included of course.

 

[Mousy]

Sorry all, sold as seen.

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[TheBig1]

as a service to members, i am considering a new business opportunity. a scrap yard or knackers yard for worn out obsolete models. all biological waste disposed of in an eco friendly manner.