On holidays ...at last!

[Viennese]

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JJ

Where does that leave you JJ?

 

[JJ]

Where does that leave you JJ?

Treading calmly... without stress.

JJ

 

[MyrtleGuru]

This is a cautionary tale about tunnels. Even in the short ones in the UK the smell of exhaust fumes is absolutely terrible (the Rotherhithe one is particularly bad, I find). You can see in most tunnels the huge fans suspended from ceiling which presumably are supposed to help the ventilation. I guess few people think to switch the vehicle's aircon / heating to recirculation mode when entering a tunnel. I will certainly remember to do that from now on; it is especially important when travelling with people who suffer from breathing problems such as asthma, I suppose.

 

[Caggsie1]

Yeah, glad all arrived ship shape with folded knickers!!! Have a good holibobs! Lovely pic

 

[yodeli]

I've never done that ever. Never had a problem.

I think you should check your exhaust for leaks.

I had a full check on Max just 2 months ago, with a bill of 3200 euros, and the exhaust was part of it.

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[Just smiffy]

You two take care and have a fabulous time.....??

 

[hilldweller]

I had a full check on Max just 2 months ago, with a bill of 3200 euros, and the exhaust was part of it.

It would not be the first time a garage has done a bad job. Just ask JJ to have a good listen for leaks. Using a length of hosepipe as stethoscope is good.

On the other hand, have you still got your holiday money and Rolex ?

 

[JJ]

Look what my Princess bought me for lunch at Burger King...

JJ

 

[bobandjanie]

Look what my Princess bought me for lunch at Burger King...

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JJ

And the same amount of meat as a fray bentos pie, its about time you was guided in the right direction, well done Frankie. Bob.

 

[hilldweller]

Look what my Princess bought me for lunch at Burger King...

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JJ

Oh dear, oh dear.

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[JJ]

And the same amount of meat as a fray bentos pie, its about time you was guided in the right direction, well done Frankie. Bob.

It was a JOKE young Bob, a joke...

I really had a double Whopper, with extra cheese and bacon, no pickle. Plus a chocolate sundae and Coca Cola... as usual.

JJ

 

[JJ]

We have arrived...

After nearly a whole year, the man who bought my (dead) trees finally arrived to cut them down.

Typically he chose a day when I wasn't here...

JJ

 

[JJ]

Cripey Cripes... I have just been invited around to Frankie's place for a beer and "nibbles".

Not sure what "nibbles" mean but I believe some of them have garlic on them (yuuk yuuk yukk).

JJ

 

[Just smiffy]

We have arrived...

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After nearly a whole year, the man who bought my (dead) trees finally arrived to cut them down.

Typically he chose a day when I wasn't here...

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JJ

That’s looking better already JJ, once the logs have gone you’ll be able to have an allotment there and grow your own veg.....?

 

[JJ]

That’s looking better already JJ, once the logs have gone you’ll be able to have an allotment there and grow your own veg.....?

Behave Mr Smiffy, behave.

JJ

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[Ven]

Glad you were reunited safely and Frankie’s health has returned to normal. Have a fabulous time x

 

[hilldweller]

It was a JOKE young Bob, a joke...

In very poor taste.

 

[hilldweller]

and Frankie’s health has returned to normal.

But has JJ run a damp meter over her bottom ?

 

[JJ]

But has JJ run a damp meter over her bottom ?

Oh dear...

(has someone been at the booze?)

 

[hilldweller]

Oh dear...
(has someone been at the booze?)

Certainly not. It is a well known fact that water ingress on the female bottom can cause dizziness.

All bottled water has the warning "do not apply to the female bottom if they are going to drive or use dangerous machinery".

Boudicca stayed away from water for a week before she went into battle on her chariot.

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