SOLD Motorhome Weather Stone

[JockandRita]

FOR SALE Motorhome Weather Stone
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Is this for real or is it a scam.....

I’m still hurt that you thought this was a scam @old-mo

Yes, I do sympathise with you.
I can't honestly believe @old-mo's stance on this, and am truly disappointed.
Personally, I thought more of you Maurice, but you appear to be of a dodgy integrity, by casting aspersions upon @Chrysalis's genuine exclusive offer to fellow Funsters. HOW DARE YOU, without due justification?

I'm going have to reconsider my continued presence on here, as I don't know how much longer I am prepared to put up with such levels of scepticisim, cynicisim, and a totally unwarranted level of all round suspicion.

@Chrysalis. Respect to you.

Regards,

Jock.

 

[old-mo]

HOW DARE YOU, without due justification?

I`ll have you know "Sir".......... I purchased one of these said Weather Stones back in 1953...

It was a present for my dear mother, I gave it to her just before we sat down and watched the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth on the TV...

Just so happens she did not nor never has owned a Motorhome.. Firstly because she did not have a driving license and secondly she only had one leg and thirdly she was with child..

So because of the above she stuck it on the mantle piece...

And I am telling you now................ The Bloody thing never worked from day 1...

I shall await your written apology, otherwise I have no alternative to have words with my Solicitor @Chris ...

If I can get hold of him..... he has sold his Motorhome and is now "Glamping" and poncin orft every one else..

You can have as much respect for @Chrysalis as you like... I bet non of them work...

 

[JockandRita]

I shall await your written apology,

On yer matey.

otherwise I have no alternative to have words with my Solicitor @Chris .

He's a beer swigging buddy of mine, and hardly likely to come to your defence, especially after you accusing him of "poncing orft everyone else".

You can have as much respect for @Chrysalis as you like... I bet non of them work...

You're a right cynical bundle of laughs, aren't you?

Night night.

Jock.

 

[Mr Chrysalis]

Yes, I do sympathise with you.
I can't honestly believe @old-mo's stance on this, and am truly disappointed.
Personally, I thought more of you Maurice, but you appear to be of a dodgy integrity, by casting aspersions upon @Chrysalis's genuine exclusive offer to fellow Funsters. HOW DARE YOU, without due justification?

I'm going have to reconsider my continued presence on here, as I don't know how much longer I am prepared to put up with such levels of scepticisim, cynicisim, and a totally unwarranted level of all round suspicion.

@Chrysalis. Respect to you.

Regards,

Jock.

Jock I’m actually seeking a distributor in the Lincs/Cambridge area and wondered if you might be interested?

 

[Mr Chrysalis]

I`ll have you know "Sir".......... I purchased one of these said Weather Stones back in 1953...

It was a present for my dear mother, I gave it to her just before we sat down and watched the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth on the TV...

Just so happens she did not nor never has owned a Motorhome.. Firstly because she did not have a driving license and secondly she only had one leg and thirdly she was with child..

So because of the above she stuck it on the mantle piece...

And I am telling you now................ The Bloody thing never worked from day 1...

I shall await your written apology, otherwise I have no alternative to have words with my Solicitor @Chris ...

If I can get hold of him..... he has sold his Motorhome and is now "Glamping" and poncin orft every one else..

You can have as much respect for @Chrysalis as you like... I bet non of them work...

Mo, Considering that it’s slways better to be on the inside pi**ing out than the outside pi**ing in, I wondered if you might be interested in becoming a distributor for the Shropshire area? I did notice quite a lot of potential stock ( of raw materials) between your entrance and your main field.

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[Jimbohorlicks]

If the stones were round enough, they could also act as a levelling aid.

 

[Mr Chrysalis]

If the stones were round enough, they could also act as a levelling aid.

Thanks for the suggestion. I would not be able to guarantee the levelling function. Customers have tried this in the past in 2 ways. 1 - as an indication of level by seeing if it rolls on the floor. Some success, but only with excessive slopes. 2 - to correct level by placing under one wheel. Again some success but only to correct very minor deviations. Frankly it has been more successful in identifying if an overnight visitor was a Princess by placing under the mattress.

 

[Mr Chrysalis]

We trying to develop the clock function. At the moment it does not work well at night and I don’t think this would suit the gin crowd!

Good news for the gin crowd! Overnight our development team has got the “is it Gin O’clock yet?” function to work.
It works like this:
1. Put the stone where you can see it
2. Count the number of stones you can see:

• Cannot see any stones - move stone closer or into the light. Try again.
• Can see One stone - it IS Gin O’clock
• Can see Two stones - close one eye and try again
• Can see Three stones - close both eyes and try again. If you can still see three stones, you may need to see a doctor. Go to bed and try again in the morning.

We will build this into all models of the Weather Stone Ordered from today.

 

[Minxy]

You could let @DavidG58 test it with his mum!

 

[Mr Chrysalis]

You could let @DavidG58 test it with his mum!

Which function Mel? Level, princess or gin. I hope you don’t mean Princess!

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[Minxy]

Which function Mel? Level, princess or gin. I hope you don’t mean Princess!

Gin silly boy ... although once she's had a few she could test the level function too ... or David could if he joins her and also do the Princess one!

 

[Clarky]

I'm sure some of my motor homing fellows would find this accessory essential but I think I might just be able to resist, even the Gin O'Clock version.
Having said that I think congratulations are in order for @Mr Chrysalis for starting what must be the funniest thread this year.

Richard.

 

[Mr Chrysalis]

I'm sure some of my motor homing fellows would find this accessory essential but I think I might just be able to resist, even the Gin O'Clock version.
Having said that I think congratulations are in order for @Mr Chrysalis for starting what must be the funniest thread this year.

Richard.

I’m happy it has gone some way to amusing Funsters, but I’m still waiting for the orders to start flooding in!

 

[SpeedyDux]

I’m happy it has gone some way to amusing Funsters, but I’m still waiting for the orders to start flooding in!

How about a flood detection function? Then you could also test it to check the level of orders ...

 

[JockandRita]

Jock I’m actually seeking a distributor in the Lincs/Cambridge area and wondered if you might be interested?

Yep, no problems Chris.

I'll send you my Accountant's details by PM.

Cheers,

Jock.

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[Anthea M]

I have spoken to my friends and they love the idea of the 3 stone versions so will place my large order ASAP! I have a Nigerian account will that be ok for you!?

 

[Tanya_and_Mick]

I could do with a losing a stone, stone.....

 

[Mr Chrysalis]

I have spoken to my friends and they love the idea of the 3 stone versions so will place my large order ASAP! I have a Nigerian account will that be ok for you!?

Of course, I will send you my bank account, sortcode and PIN number so you can easily transfer the funds from Nigeria

 

[Mr Chrysalis]

I could do with a losing a stone, stone.....

Ah, I can help you with that. To lose a stone, simply send me £9.99 and a note saying you want to lose a stone, and I will arrange for it to be lost in the post. To lose more stones, simply send me more £9.99s. I guarantee that you will lose each stone that you order. Should your stone arrive in the post, please send it back. I will refund your postage and send a replacement for losing in the post.

 

[Mr Chrysalis]

Gin silly boy ... although once she's had a few she could test the level function too ... or David could if he joins her and also do the Princess one!

I’ve given your post a “like” but I was really looking for the “eeeew” button!

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[Minxy]

I’ve given your post a “like” but I was really looking for the “eeeew” button!

I'm on about the drinking of the gin and levelling and doing the 'pea' test in his own bed ... not getting into his Mum's bed!!!!

 

[Mr Chrysalis]

How about a flood detection function? Then you could also test it to check the level of orders ...

For flood detection, simply combine the “rain” and “fog” detections. If the stone is wet AND you cannot see it, then it is flooded

 

[Jimbohorlicks]

For the funsters that buy a stone, would this form a unique club,? After all we would then have something in common and share a similar interest. That being the case we could arrange a private meet and just invite stoned funstersand not allowing non stoned funsters to participate
Probably a good venue would be Stonehenge or similar.

 

[Mr Chrysalis]

For the funsters that buy a stone, would this form a unique club,? After all we would then have something in common and share a similar interest. That being the case we could arrange a private meet and just invite stoned funstersand not allowing non stoned funsters to participate
Probably a good venue would be Stonehenge or similar.

Great idea @Jimbohorlicks . I’m going to be quite busy packing and dispatching Stones. Would you mind contacting National Trust to check they will allow us to park our Motorhomes around the standing Stones. Around the summer solstice might be a good time. I’m at Retro Festival and have noticed a horticultural stand in the sixties section. I’ll pick up some of these plants to decorate our Motorhomes during the Stoned Funsters Festival

 

[JockandRita]

@Chrysalis. OI CHRIS.................when I agreed to become a distribution agent, it wasn't decided at that point how much stock I could handle.
Where the hell am I supposed to store this lot that's just turned up?
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I'm not happy mate.

Jock

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[Mr Chrysalis]

@Chrysalis. OI CHRIS.................when I agreed to become a distribution agent, it wasn't decided at that point how much stock I could handle.
Where the hell am I supposed to store this lot that's just turned up?
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I'm not happy mate.

Jock

You really should have read the small print Jock. It’s kinda your own fault really for starting that argument with @old-mo . When you agreed to take on the distribution and he didn’t, my supplier got over-zealous and picked up a lot of raw material from his driveway and that is what you now have. If you think you’re angry, you should have heard what he said! Anyway, I’m expecting orders to start rolling in soon, so I’ll just divert them all to you and you can distribute from there. That should help get the pile down. I hope you have plenty of stamps!

 

[JockandRita]

I hope you have plenty of stamps!

I've only got a couple of rubber stamps and an ink pad, so they'll be no good.

Sorry mate, you are going to have to arrange collection of all this stone, otherwise I'll just advertise it on Gumtree and Freegle as "Free Hardcore" - Come And Get It.

Cheers,

Jock.

 

[old-mo]

I'm not happy mate.

Well if you are not "Happy"....

Perhaps you are "Grumpy"...

Or even "Dopey" Definitely not "Bashful"....

 

[Mr Chrysalis]

Well, that was a bit of Fun for a couple of days, but I think we have “done it to death” now. I decided to sell the business to the Dragons on Dragons Den. I’m hoping to get about £1million for a 90% share, just keeping the 10% as a sleeping partner to get a steady income.

 

[JockandRita]

Well, that was a bit of Fun for a couple of days, but I think we have “done it to death” now. I decided to sell the business to the Dragons on Dragons Den. I’m hoping to get about £1million for a 90% share, just keeping the 10% as a sleeping partner to get a steady income.

And what about these piles of sh1te stones round at mine?

I know. I'll inform the new owners (Dragons) that I'll be charging them £1K a day storage costs, until they arrange collection. How's that?

Cheers,

Jock.

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