Motorcycle Porn.....Readers Rides

Following on from my previous saga at post no. 48 (a few posts above)......….

“I’ll have to rewire it then” muttered Peter, pulling a handy foot of spare wire from his tool bag. Clearly there was no option but for me to ride back with my tail between my legs to the dealers that had been scene of the earlier heated confrontation.

Upon arrival back at the garage at Vittel I was met by Christoff! the owner. Although out of range of his rather attractive wife he agreed to supply me with some wire, but with perhaps a final act of belligerence he said he could only let me have one 15m roll of wire and it would have to be blue. Overhearing our conversation Patrice, a customer who had trailered his race MV Agusta 180 miles from Martigny (and had previously shown us some sympathy) sidled over and asked me what the problem was. He generously offered to recover Peter’s bike to the safety of the dealer’s car park where the rewire could begin. This was a blessing as dark clouds were gathering.

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Shortly after arriving back at the garage it began to rain and surly Christoff! begrudgingly allowed us to put the P11 just inside the workshop door. After four hours we had finished the rewire, using most of the 15m roll of blue cable, twisting each length on to short wire tails retained on the salvaged connectors before taping the joins.

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However, when completed at around 5 p.m. the bike refused to fire up. After painstakingly checking the wiring we removed one plug cap and from the bare end of the HT lead we got a good spark. Curiously, the resistors in the plug caps had burned out but two new plug caps sorted it. Christoff! And his staff were evidently awed by these resourceful and determined Englishmen and being now late in the day offered us the adjoining field to camp in with access to a water tap and their toilet. However, since Luky’s Triumph was ready we beat a retreat to a nearby camp site.

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Next day after a late start we packed the tents and left Vittel, pressing on into Switzerland, still a bit weary from yesterday’s shenanigans so by the evening after 186 miles in blistering heat and starving hungry we were happy to check in to a posh site near Bern but to our dismay the pool had been drained, the showers needed tokens from the closed office and the restaurant was shut, however the bar served us a few beers. The site was remote but the barman suggested a Pizza place on the main road a short walk from the site. It was just closing but they reluctantly served us a couple of beers and pizzas. I endeavoured unsuccessfully to remove the raw egg slopped on my pizza in order to eliminate any risk of salmonella poisoning whilst trapped in full riding kit.

At a fuel stop approaching the snow-capped Alps there was a poster with a timetable for the Simplon Tunnel train which we thought would be rather fun so decided to give it a go.

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Boarding the train at Kandersteg involved riding along the platform, over a plank and 50yds along a flat open unit to the covered bike carriage.

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Just onto the unit I stopped in order to see Peter safely aboard. There was an identical flat train close alongside which just then began to move off causing me to become disoriented and lose my balance. I rather enjoy the distinction of being one of few people to have fallen off a motorbike whilst stationary on a parked train.
Without further ado we strapped the bikes into the bikers' carriage ready for the 20 minute train ride.

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After camping overnight at Lake Maggiore we completed the 897 miles from home and joined another 150 participants at the glorious mountain site near Borgo Priolo without further (mechanical) incident. After checking in we were soon bantering with old friends and the rest of the Sussex contingent, including the itinerant ‘Spares’ Dick, resembling a fleeing refugee complete with his bike in a jumble-filled trailer of spares, only to discover that rather than finding sanctuary and a peaceful refuge after his arduous migration he had merely stumbled into an unstable regime of boozy bikers.

A 70 mile ride-out was organised for the next day, culminating in a six police motorbike escort into a village to be welcomed by the Mayor and an alfresco lunch. Seven miles into the run Peter’s bike gearbox gave trouble. We rode gingerly back to camp and stripped the gearbox, finding that two teeth had gone AWOL from the 2nd gear pinion. Clearly that would need fixing before the long ride home……

(Bear with me, I haven't much else to do during this lockdown ).
 
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(Bear with me, I haven't much else to do during this lockdown ).

Good stuff - I pay Kindle good money for a read like this.

Rewire en-route, strip gearbox in middle of nowhere.

Clearly I'm not a biker. I carry a roll of clear duct tape and a multitool.
 
Good stuff - I pay Kindle good money for a read like this.

Rewire en-route, strip gearbox in middle of nowhere.

Clearly I'm not a biker. I carry a roll of clear duct tape and a multitool.
Try reading Lone Rider by Elspeth Beard. Awesome book and she could strip and repair her R60 anywhere in the world. Great read and puts me to shame - I take mine to a dealer for anything more than basic maintenance. Mind you, there can't be anything much simpler than an R60.

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A chap called Tony Rose rode his Vincent 100,000 miles in one year. Mostly solo but sometimes with a chair on. He missed a few days when his mate took over but still a remarkable feat when you consider that he had to average 274 miles every day if he never took a day off for maintenance (which he obviously had to so the average went up). And this was pre motorways, barely any dual carriageways even.
 
I'm not convinced on colour, mine would have to be red.
I set out for a red one.....then I seen it in pearlescent white and the rest is history.

The colour actually looks nicer in the Flesh....the 696 Monster is the same colour without the monster art panels....I have all of the original panels in the box too.
 
Good stuff - I pay Kindle good money for a read like this.

Rewire en-route, strip gearbox in middle of nowhere.

Clearly I'm not a biker. I carry a roll of clear duct tape and a multitool.
You do yourself an injustice as I'm sure you are well aware that the engineering and electrics of these old bikes are pretty unsophisticated, agricultural even, requiring no special tools, having no sophisticated components and without sensors and sealed black boxes which makes them far more bodge-able 'at the roadside' than our cars and m/hs. :Smile:
 
You do yourself an injustice as I'm sure you are well aware that the engineering and electrics of these old bikes are pretty unsophisticated

Yes I know, I'm a man who thinks owning a Morris Minor is a good idea. Then I remember how fast they rotted away and the service intervals.

My cheap little Honda has more wires than I could ever imagine would fit on a bike however it just keeps going. But if it stopped - oh boy.

Last manageable bike I had was the last carb VFR750. And the voltage regulator went on that. We didn't half have some fun touring on that.

But yours, it's Italian and full of wires and everyone knows Marconi left Italy because Italians just don't understand wires.

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PS.. Top one Riccioni, middle Garda, lower half way up Spain.
 
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The early talk about matchless bikes when I was a kid my uncle worked in the matchless factory which was a few hundred yards from our houses as granddad had two connecting, built a 250 in the back yard with all new parts not sure where he go them but the last bit was the seat, I remember because at 5 I burned my hand on the exhaust
 
First time I went to the TT, probably late '70's there were a couple of guys stripping a BSA Rocket Three on a side street just up from our hotel on Douglas prom. There was a problem with the middle cylinder, (can't remember if it was a piston or conrod/ bearing fault) they removed the whole piston/ conrod assembly and one of the lads cut a piece from his leather belt and wrapped it around the big end journal, securing it with a jubilee clip to maintain the oil pressure. They had it fired up later that afternoon and reckoned it would get them home ok !
 
I was on th IOM on my K75. I happened to notice one of the engine mounting bolts missing. Saturday morning. Visited the local bike shop who told me he was closing up for the day but to ring the local power station and ask them if they had any bolts to spare.

The power station asked what size and I had to tell them I didn't know until I got one to fit. Length/width/thread.??? . They said pop up which I did on the back of my mate's Harley sitting on the bumper cos he didn't have a pillion seat. (ouch!!).

We got to the power station and a guy gave me several hands full of various bolts FOC - have a great time on the island!! Brilliant.

Back to bike shop as he was closing. He gave us the shop keys and said for us to do what we needed, use any tools and slip the keys back through the letterbox when we left. Job done.

Just magic people. That sort of fellowship is something you get on the IOM.
 
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I’m afraid I don’t know. It was back in 1980 when I had use of it; it was my brother-in-law’s bike that he loaned me for a few months. It was in Orkney and sold on to another Orcadian.

Ian

The Wankel was imported by Harglo from the West Midlands from 1974 onwards , the also imported the 350 Moto Morini sport and touring. I know this as I had a 350 sport and it did 5 gearboxes in less than 1000 miles! Ended up getting an engineers report on it and it was mismatched cases so someone else would be having the same trouble! New engine supplied after that and no problem, it was the wire wheeled one with the twin leading shoe front brake. Sold it to a vet from Stratford on Avon NME246P if I remember correctly

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The early talk about matchless bikes when I was a kid my uncle worked in the matchless factory which was a few hundred yards from our houses as granddad had two connecting, built a 250 in the back yard with all new parts not sure where he go them but the last bit was the seat, I remember because at 5 I burned my hand on the exhaust
Alan Jones, a works Tester at the Plumsted AJS and Matchless works in the 50's gave a talk at one of our club nights and said that a Tester would road test about 10 bikes a day and it wasn't unknown for a Tester to stop off at home for lunch and get the 'bus back to the factory to collect the next one. ;)
I asked him what was the worst bike he had to test ride. He said: "The Norton Navigator. One day whilst thrashing it up Sydenham Hill with my chin on the tank and bum in the air I was overtaken by a trolley bus".
 
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A lad at work had a Suzuki RE5, am I right in thinking you had to run them on 2 stroke oil ?
 
Alan Jones, a works Tester at the Plumsted AJS and Matchless works in the 50's gave a talk at one of our club nights and said that a Tester would road test about 10 bikes a day and it wasn't unknown for a Tester to stop off at home for lunch and get the 'bus back to the factory to collect the next one. ;)
I asked him what was the worst bike he had to test ride. He said: "The Norton Navigator. One day whilst thrashing it up Sydenham Hill with my chin on the tank and bum in the air I was overtaken by a trolley bus".

My first set of spanners were given to me by Joyce Farrell (I'm not sure of her maiden name) who was the secretary to the managing director of AMC back then
 
Yes - they're in a big drawer along with little used tools, but when I had my Gixer 750 the 16mm one was slim enough to allow adjustment of the rearsets

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