Peter & Elaine
Free Member
I have a nice wife want to swop
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Only them that Smoke,,, Eat Copius amounts of full English breakfasts,,, And partake in an active sex life are allowed to purchase life membership...
OH!!!! and have to be retired..
Just to let you know Jim has pm,d me and told me due to popular demand he is giving me life membership foc..
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Oh no he didn't it was just a dream.
There's worse things to dream about, just can't think whatBlimey dreaming about life membership to fun club.............. my dreams are never so complicated
Only them that Smoke,,, Eat Copius amounts of full English breakfasts,,, And partake in an active sex life are allowed to purchase life membership...
OH!!!! and have to be retired..
Why not put in plain English Very Active pensioner, conniesuer of good food with a bit of a cough.
BoulesLife membership?
Look around at a Fun meet.
Most of them shouldn't even be buying return tickets.
Boules
I would much prefer a "Member for life" tag
Life member sounds like serving a sentence