Ladies...do you know what they are up to......

[Larrynwin]

Those men of ours are clearly not grown up enough to be allowed out on their own.
Yesterday mine went out with his best mate to 'pick up something' now that could have been something for his friend OR something useful for himself.
I was a tad surprised when he came home with a petrol lawn mower for HIMSELF!
What, why.....a project says he.....we don't have a lawn says I.
MEN.....untrainable, but I suppose they have entertainment value.
In his defence says he, it was free and is a Honda!

Slipped up there, he could have wrapped it up for your Christmas present , nice surprise

 

[Wizzardi]

Never been able to find the handlebars on horses

 

[Mrsambulancekidd]

Slipped up there, he could have wrapped it up for your Christmas present , nice surprise

I would mow his head if he did.

Never been able to find the handlebars on horses

My first BF said the same when I managed to get him onto a horse, funnily enough he was into M.bikes.

 

[Larrynwin]

I would mow his head if he did.

My first BF said the same when I managed to get him onto a horse, funnily enough he was into M.bikes.

So ungrateful

 

[Toby28]

Ok. Now I'm going to let myself in for all sorts of grief here.
A few years ago my wife asked if I would help with the washing up. I looked into the greasy water and said " I'm not putting my hands in there". I'll dry up. All well so far.
Next day I'm at work and get a phone call from wife. There is a man here from Curry's wanting to deliver a dishwasher. I said yes I ordered it this morning. By the way you owe me £199.
I can't repeat what she said but I was afraid to go home. Even took flowers.

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[Charlie57]

Me thinks I'll make over £100 for a little bit of effort in my workshop, fun, fun, fun, eh guys?
Wonder which tools I'll spend my £100 on?

None not now you have let the cat out of the bag!

 

[Minxy]

You have won the prize for guessing what he's up to, it's a winter project for his man cave.
In truth I think it is an excellent idea and it will do him good.

In women's speak translates as "It'll keep him out from under my feet all winter!"

 

[Vipar]

What the hell you moaning about woman?

He will be out of your hair for a month. Then you will wished he had got two of them

 

[Speve]

I’ve

Tis a Honda IZY mower, t'was free on Gumtree, t'was local & I used to be a mechanic at a large lawnmower/chainsaw workshop, all self explanatory ladies.

Me thinks I'll make over £100 for a little bit of effort in my workshop, fun, fun, fun, eh guys?
Wonder which tools I'll spend my £100 on?

just done up an IZY that I was given because it wouldn’t start new coil and spark plug and clean fuel it started after a few pull and is a great little mower, I was going to sell it but decided it’s a keeper and have got rid of the old Briggs Stratton as it was a pig to start.

 

[Puddleduck]

just an idea

You beat me to it!!!!

Our 14 year old nephew used our ride on to cut our lawn (it is a very big grass area and takes more than a day to do otherwise which is why I bought the ride on).

"Do I look cool driving this?" he asks ....... hummmm let's think, it's a lawn mower.!!!!

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[Vipar]

Michael Schumacher started off on Lawnmowers.