I wasn't joking though, we have a credit card between us, which apparently they didn't pinch other than that we each have an old Moto phone that are right by the bed and completely nothing else on the list, no TV, jewelry, watches, cameras, bikes, iPads, satnavs, and maybe we have about twenty euros in cash , that's it honestly.They would probably leave half of what they nicked from the others in sympathetic of your apparent poverty.
Would they trash the place thinking there must be something somewhere or threaten us with violence or what? Thinking a bit further though they couldn't threaten us if we were gassed.