Is your van male, female or other!

[BusyBuilder]

Non binary ? So not a 0 or 1 ??

 

[Manxcat]

Mine is Male (but gay)

 

[SuperMike]

Sorry forgot to add, using the latest biz word, that ours is definitely cisgendar . Betcha got to look that up now, go on you can’t resist, it’s driving you mad not knowing.

 

[Bluemanc100]

SWMBO was non-plussed about me buying the MH off old-mo but within hours had named her "Hettie".....

I'll never work her out... 30 years and counting and I still can't work out her thought processes

 

[The Dobbsters]

Dobby must be a boy as he has a pointy bit at the front...............

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[Rosemary1]

Male - both of ours - Brian and now Hamish - none of this gender neutral but I am not very PC on this!

 

[Rosemary1]

SWMBO was non-plussed about me buying the MH off old-mo but within hours had named her "Hettie".....

I'll never work her out... 30 years and counting and I still can't work out her thought processes

We do it on purpose - keeps you husbands on your toes

 

[SpeedyDux]

Brian is a snail
???????????????
ner ner deee ner ner

On the other side of the Channel he should change his name from Brian the snail to Ambroise the escargot as in the original version le manège enchanté.

Never mind. I can be a sad lapin sometimes.

 

[Tea Bag]

Never seen a snail pass a caravan at 85mph, sorry I mean 70mph officer!

Hi.
Then you ain't seen anything ...... COMMIN' THROUGH!!!!"
Tea Bag

 

[Allanm]

Our motorhome is male. It is French, the French for a motorhome is un Camping car. Le, les and un are masculine articles, so Le Camping car, un Camping car or les Camping cars are all masculine nouns.
Simples......

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[Dorwyn]

I Idon't know which it is, I'll have a look underneath in the morning and see if there's anything hanging.

 

[Minxy]

I Idon't know which it is, I'll have a look underneath in the morning and see if there's anything hanging.

Ours are normally male - we haven't named him and tend to still call him 'the camper' as we haven't got out of that habit yet! He came with a removable 'dangly hose' which attaches to the waste water outlet ... not tried it yet but it does appear to be able to expand ... possibly when it's engorged with fluid?

 

[Scotch mist]

ours is called NESSIE, cause it’s a monster , I think it’s bisexual

 

[Rosemary1]

Ours are normally male - we haven't named him and tend to still call him 'the camper' as we haven't got out of that habit yet! He came with a removable 'dangly hose' which attaches to the waste water outlet ... not tried it yet but it does appear to be able to expand ... possibly when it's engorged with fluid?

 

[denisejoe]

It is a van.

Absolutely agree.

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[Campervan_man]

I have an ex-police office roomy 4 berth IVECO box van conversion in to a Motor Caravan called 'Betty'. It's not a looker but beauty is only skin deep as they say.

Motorhome Motorcaravan Iveco Dry Warm BIG Van 4 BED Shower Chinese Diesel Heater | eBay

FORD Iveco Motorcaravan { on logbook }. 4 ADULT SIZED BERTH BEDS. A LOW MILEAGE 2499CC TURBO-DIESEL FORD IVECO BOX VAN THAT I HAVE CONVERTED INTO A SPACIOUS MOTOR-CARAVAN - IDEAL FOR LARGE / TALL PEOPLE.

rover.ebay.com

 

[Snoopy]

Yeah magic roundabout our is called ( zebedee) it's a he.

 

[Sus3v]

On the other side of the Channel he should change his name from Brian the snail to Ambroise the escargot as in the original version le manège enchanté.

Never mind. I can be a sad lapin sometimes.

Pierre Lapin?
I like that - Ambroise l’escargot Emerging (Slowly) onto the continent with Gallic panache
But not enough to have it tattooed on my leg or anything
be sure it’s never sad, it’s fun ! ???

 

[Minxy]

I have an ex-police office roomy 4 berth IVECO box van conversion in to a Motor Caravan called 'Betty'. It's not a looker but beauty is only skin deep as they say.

Motorhome Motorcaravan Iveco Dry Warm BIG Van 4 BED Shower Chinese Diesel Heater | eBay

FORD Iveco Motorcaravan { on logbook }. 4 ADULT SIZED BERTH BEDS. A LOW MILEAGE 2499CC TURBO-DIESEL FORD IVECO BOX VAN THAT I HAVE CONVERTED INTO A SPACIOUS MOTOR-CARAVAN - IDEAL FOR LARGE / TALL PEOPLE.

rover.ebay.com

I don't think you've put the registration date in the advert.

 

[MANGOFORTH]

I thought it comes from ships, vessels.... Vessels of life...... Uterus..... She's a she?

But ours is a “Maschinenfabrik Augsburg-Nürnberg AG“ which isn't very feminine.

We refer to it as.... The big truck

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[Sus3v]

Never seen a snail pass a caravan at 85mph, sorry I mean 70mph officer!

You will definitely never see Brianthevan wheeze past anybody travelling at 85 (70). That would require a lot of downhill, probably a diminished braking event, and I will probably already have had a wee moment. ?

 

[Grianan]

I really like our van ... it gets called ‘the van’, ‘the camper’ or ‘le fourgon’ (although I’ve been informed that at 6.3m it’s too long to be a fourgon and is, in fact, un camping-car ...

It’s gender neutral, so not cisgender SuperMike ... can’t imagine giving it a name ?

 

[mitzimad]

depends on the day

 

[Sus3v]

I thought it comes from ships, vessels.... Vessels of life...... Uterus..... She's a she?

But ours is a “Maschinenfabrik Augsburg-Nürnberg AG“ which isn't very feminine.

We refer to it as.... The big truck

teehee
AG in German would be pronounced. Aah gay. So............

 

[the1andonly]

It is organic lives and drinks (when not asleep)
To the wife its marigold (tows upsy daisy)
My 1st name was carrot ( reg AU18 xxx)
Didn't stick.

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[Minxy]

It is organic lives and drinks (when not asleep)
To the wife its marigold (tows upsy daisy)
My 1st name was carrot ( reg AU18 xxx)
Didn't stick.

What parent would name their son Carrot?????

 

[Mikeco]

Ours bats for both sides so AC/DC, DC when travelling and AC when on hook up.

 

[the1andonly]

What parent would name their son Carrot?????

AU18 xxx 18 Carrot gold (Au)

 

[Minxy]

Ours are normally male - we haven't named him and tend to still call him 'the camper' as we haven't got out of that habit yet! He came with a removable 'dangly hose' which attaches to the waste water outlet ... not tried it yet but it does appear to be able to expand ... possibly when it's engorged with fluid?

I attached his dangly bit and took some photos for those who want to see it ... ?

 

[Dorwyn]

I never cared for ribbed myself!

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