I found this red button behind the sink!

[TheBig1]

I wouldn’t be able to stop myself pushing that button. But then again I can’t resist touching electrified fences.

My dad learnt to touch electric fences twice after checking one, finding no ill effect then stepping one leg over just as it pulsed again. The scream was blood curdling and saved having a vasectomy

 

[nicholsong]

My dad learnt to touch electric fences twice after checking one, finding no ill effect then stepping one leg over just as it pulsed again. The scream was blood curdling and saved having a vasectomy

We have to assume that was after you were born....

...... otherwise we would have to question your parentage

Geoff

 

[TheBig1]

We have to assume that was after you were born....

...... otherwise we would have to question your parentage

Geoff

well I was there at the time but still might be a bit of a bright spark

 

[Paul Wilkins]

Door bell?

 

[Dorset Diver]

What's the point of a red button if not to be pressed? I couldn't resist doing so

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[John Barrett]

Frankly I'm pressed fo understand the interest in this little red button!

 

[Minxy]

Yes I suffer due to that affliction as well.

Just corrected that for you ...

 

[BOWHOUSE52]

Love the photo of burnt out van and house

 

[NicandJay]

Love the photo of burnt out van and house

Well its cured the damp in the back of the motorhome that's for sure

 

[PhilMary]

As an apprentice electrician I worked with Gustov a Polish ex-solder. He told me when he was in Germany, WW2, the Yanks "finally" got to Berlin and some were billited in the same building but on the upper floors, as the Poles were there first. The Yanks would insist on peeing down the stairwell rather than go to the latreen. Gustov being the electric man laid a wire grid at the bottom of the stairwell connected it up and placed a steel plate on the top floor of the stairwell and wrote on it pi** here. This steel plate was then also connected up and Gustov told us you could hear the babies crying all the way back to Poland.
Ouch.
Phil

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[Ginster]

I Accidentally pissed on a electric fence once...

I sat on one in sweaty running shorts mid race, got a nice red line across both cheeks

 

[keithpaw]

Did you press it?

 

[Wikky]

I found this red button behind the sink on the back board facing the rear window. It can't be seen. I rang the previous owner of 15 years and she didn't know it was there! The MH is fitted with a working Strikeback alarm system, so I daren't press the damn thing...
Perhaps Eddie would know?
John
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Ensure no one is sitting in the front passenger seat before you press it.

 

[tonyidle]

That's a good idea, never heard that trick before.
Next time I'm bored that can be my project.

It's almost as easy to turn another tap on just far enough to operate the pump. The faulty tap will then flow water normally. Just remember to turn off the other tap to stop the pump when finished.

 

[Ingwe]

About 10 years ago, I was bringing a director's disqualification case in court. It was a Friday afternoon in summer and the court was empty apart from me my oppo, the director and the judge. I was droning on an on about the accounts when suddenly, the court doors flew open and there were four brawny security men standing ready for action. The judge said " I'm very sorry Mr L (me) I was listening to your submissions when I felt this button under my desk and although I was intensely interested in your case (yeah right!) I pushed the button a few times. I didn't realise it was a panic button. Please carry on." We all had a good laugh even the rogue director who was disqualified for 5 years.

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