If you think helicopters are noisy and uncomfortable try travelling on in a Chinook when it’s full of infantry. 55 fully kitted up soldiers is a tight fit and really not comfortable! When you get the signal to get off you struggle to stand up (you sit on the floor), struggle to pick up your stupidly heavy Bergen and then run off the back. If you fall the next 50 blokes trample you!
Many years ago on the BG morecambe bay platform we were told there was going to be an exercise and we just had to stay out of the way and do as we were told. Next morning on the horizon there was a ship, about 8am somebody pointed out something was coming our way, chinook with four apache gunships, as they approached the platform the gunships shot forward and surrounded the helideck all pointing down to the deck, the armoury on show was tremendous, the chinook slowly climbed up to cross the helideck, too big to land it had ropes dangling down, loads of guys in full kit came down the ropes, they had to be quick as it wasn’t stopping just going slow, they stormed down and took over one of the control rooms. At the same time four semi rigid vessels had shot across the water to the other end of the three platforms (all bridge linked) and approx 20 guys in each of them climbed up onto that end of the platform and stormed through the platform taking over the other control room, one of the control room techs didn’t respond quick enough when told to get on the floor, he was put down there roughly with a machine gun pointed at his head. Once it was all over the boats and choppers came back for them, this time the chinook crossed the helideck slowly and they had to grab the ropes and climb up, some were still climbing up as it was half way back to the ship. It was quite a sight to see and these guys were super fit.It's sometimes interesting at Wattisham with the Apache attack helicopter!