Going to try again...!!!!!!

[Podney]

Sorry to hear that old-mo .

At least the jokes should improve now you’ll have more time to write “funny” ones.

 

[bobnick]

What a shame. Loved reading your jokes..............well most of em.............well some of em.......well one or two.
Whaterver you do i wish you and your good lady the very best.

 

[cliffanger]

Sorry to hear you’re giving up the motorhoming Mo, but can completely understand why.

You were the very first Funster we ever met when we turned up at that meet at Red Kyte Camping, and you definitely told us where to go in the nicest possible way!

We didn’t even realise the owner of the campsite was also the owner of the forum we had just joined, but we were made to feel so welcome and became members of a very special family, that we have felt privileged to belong to for nearly 10 years.

Stay on here Mo, doing what you do best - if only to give Judy a few hours peace and quiet every day…….

Love to you, Judy and the gorgeous Daisy xx

 

[Bailey58]

Mo and Judy enjoy your few days away but it’s sad when you have to hang up your wheels and call it a day
I know I have lost some of the enthusiasm for travelling that I used to enjoy and we had some good times with the RVs , not as fit as I was I guess.
Good luck Mo and keep smiling xx

Us too. I think Covid and lockdown has changed our way of life more than we would admit. Not just that but the motorhome and the obligation to use it keeps us from visiting other parts of the world before we are too old to do so. We've not been away since Scotland in September so off tomorrow for a few days just to Yarmouth Racecourse before a bigger trip to Scandi after the Jubilee holidays. Then it's on the market. I'm always afraid it's gonna go into limp mode again even though that was four years ago!

 

[POH]

I hope you find something else to occupy your self with…

Big blonde busty Scandinavian springs to mind , sorry to hear your going but as others have said you'll be back.

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[mitzimad]

sorry to her you feel its time to give up mo but if you no longer feel safe driving youve made the right decision just keep those jokes coming

 

[Jamesh]

Just a thought could you not go to a few rallies and get another funster to drive your MH in convoy with thier MH?

 

[Smudger55]

Sorry to read this Old Mo, enjoyed your jokes and posts.
I wish you and Judy all the best and hope that you might offer the odd post now and then. Cheers Smudger55

 

[old-mo]

Have a great trip and stick around here, we are desperate for more bad jokes

You asked........
...................................


When my wife walked in from work I passed her a huge bunch of flowers.
She dropped her bag, gave me a huge cuddle, kissed me and told me she loved me.
"I love you too but could you take them next door.
They were delivered earlier but she wasn't in."
.....................................................................................................


Instead of a swear jar,
I have a negativity jar.
Every time I have pessimistic thoughts I put £1 in.
It’s currently half empty...
.............................................................


Took my cat to the vet and explained she was very listless and not moving. The vet put a stethoscope to her chest and said “Say aaah”

I said “she can’t say aaah!” And he said “I wasn’t talking to the cat, I was talking to you. The cat’s dead”
......................................................................................................................................................


The person who stole my shoes while I was on the bouncy castle, needs to grow up !
.....................................................................................................................................................................


For Sale
One pair prescription bifocal spectacles
Great condition, only worn a handful of times.
First to see will buy...
............................................................................
.
.
.
...................................................

 

[vanVhome]

I'm sure you will have an orderly queue holding after the Neo

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[Odd-no-more]

You asked........
...................................


When my wife walked in from work I passed her a huge bunch of flowers.
She dropped her bag, gave me a huge cuddle, kissed me and told me she loved me.
"I love you too but could you take them next door.
They were delivered earlier but she wasn't in."
.....................................................................................................


Instead of a swear jar,
I have a negativity jar.
Every time I have pessimistic thoughts I put £1 in.
It’s currently half empty...
.............................................................


Took my cat to the vet and explained she was very listless and not moving. The vet put a stethoscope to her chest and said “Say aaah”

I said “she can’t say aaah!” And he said “I wasn’t talking to the cat, I was talking to you. The cat’s dead”
......................................................................................................................................................


The person who stole my shoes while I was on the bouncy castle, needs to grow up !
.....................................................................................................................................................................


For Sale
One pair prescription bifocal spectacles
Great condition, only worn a handful of times.
First to see will buy...
............................................................................
.
.
.
...................................................

 

[AndyPK]

You asked........
...................................


When my wife walked in from work I passed her a huge bunch of flowers.
She dropped her bag, gave me a huge cuddle, kissed me and told me she loved me.
"I love you too but could you take them next door.
They were delivered earlier but she wasn't in."
.....................................................................................................


Instead of a swear jar,
I have a negativity jar.
Every time I have pessimistic thoughts I put £1 in.
It’s currently half empty...
.............................................................


Took my cat to the vet and explained she was very listless and not moving. The vet put a stethoscope to her chest and said “Say aaah”

I said “she can’t say aaah!” And he said “I wasn’t talking to the cat, I was talking to you. The cat’s dead”
......................................................................................................................................................


The person who stole my shoes while I was on the bouncy castle, needs to grow up !
.....................................................................................................................................................................


For Sale
One pair prescription bifocal spectacles
Great condition, only worn a handful of times.
First to see will buy...
............................................................................
.
.
.
...................................................

You didn’t have to post those you know, old-mo ……but ‘no’, you thought, ‘I won’t leave ‘em wanting more’………!!

Take care of Judy & Daisy, and ‘don’t be a stranger’ to the Forum…….

 

[Larrynwin]

Us too. I think Covid and lockdown has changed our way of life more than we would admit. Not just that but the motorhome and the obligation to use it keeps us from visiting other parts of the world before we are too old to do so. We've not been away since Scotland in September so off tomorrow for a few days just to Yarmouth Racecourse before a bigger trip to Scandi after the Jubilee holidays. Then it's on the market. I'm always afraid it's gonna go into limp mode again even though that was four years ago!

We really went for it last weekend and stayed at Woodlands at Sheringham to see the Rhododendrons , four nights for three .

 

[Cherub]

Never met you old-mo but always look forward to your jokes. You’ve always given good advice and opinions on the forum so please keep that up. All the best to you, Judy and Daisy.

 

[boxtraveller]

Not a bad set of jokes as a parting gift Old Mo but like others I hope you'll stay on the forum and give us more!!
Enjoy whatever you do next.

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[Badknee]

Sir, please don't turn your back on us, we would miss you and your Jokes.

Is it still panto season?

Oh no we won’t!

 

[Badknee]

Does this mean no more jokes though .

Hopefully

 

[Carolyn and Kev]

Hey old chap..........love to your beloved and yourself of course. Whatever you do next just do it leisurely and don't rush it. We can all hope that you are able to be back soon but we also know that you have to take your time and hopefully mend and get better soon.
From myself and Carolyn.........Love you both loads and it's been a real pleasure to have been on here with you in the background doing what you do best! Thank you for keeping us on our toes and for all the very bad jokes you have told us. Really hope you can get things sorted and we look forward to you being on here whenever you can .
Take care old feller and look after the wonderful lady in your life too.

Regards Kev and Carolyn

 

[gus-lopez]

Sorry to hear this but good luck with whatever the future holds.

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

Cannot believe old-mo you have found a sucker person to offload all your tat on well done

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[RobbyMClark]

Is it still panto season?

Oh no we won’t!

Panto Season is it!!!

Oh yes we will !!!!

 

[scousebird]

Enjoy your trip Sir old-mo . Sorry it's time to give up the moho hopefully it will go to a good home.

 

[Badknee]

Enjoy your trip Sir old-mo . Sorry it's time to give up the moho hopefully it will go to a good home.

Yes Helen, us

 

[old-mo]

Panto Season is it!!!

Oh yes we will !!!!

He is behind you............

 

[ChrisSue]

We all hope you stay on here for all those moments when we think things couldn't get any worse along you come with some "jokes" and suddenly things get worse
Don't lose your mates from here.
Anyway I've been scouring boot sales and charity shops for any joke books newer than the fifties.....the 1850s!

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[FIDGET]

Hi old-mo ,
Really sorry to hear that news mate , but I understand , what with your health issuses . I do hope you stay on the forum , you have so much to offer .
Having met you several times since your Bagwell rally , I can't think of a more generous member of the funster family , we all will miss you at various rallies ,
Sorry I can't get down to Stoke Gabriel , as it clashes with various appointments .
So keep on posting your jokes and the banter that follows , Don't let the bug**rs get to you , you are a great character & much loved ..
Love to you both Mo & Judy
keep in touch you have my number on Judys phone.

 

[RobbyMClark]

Badknee as the Genie

 

[scousebird]

Yes Helen, us

I know, but I didn't want to announce it on your behalf

 

[Jamesh]

Is Old mo a life member?

I nominate him for the MHF - MBE -services to Comedy!

So as to inflict the worse jokes for a long time to come!

 

[old-mo]

Is Old mo a life member?

Yes......... But......... I keep sending Jim iou`s.... and he keeps falling for it.....

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