Funny computer programmer joke.

[Gromett]

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From a LinkedIn post. Not sure of their source

Yup seen that one floating around. I didn't post because even amongst programmers git use is not widespread.

 

[OldCodger]

you can make a system foolproof you think, but it really depends on the quality of the fool!.

 

[Burgo]

COBOL COmmon Business Orientation Language,

COBOL was always "COmplete BOLloc4s", BASIC "Beginners And Simpletons Incomprehensible Crap", DOS "Disfunctional Operating System", ORACLE "One Rich As5hole Called Larry Ellison", PHP "Please Have Patience", SCUSI "System CoUldn't See It"...

 

[OldCodger]

COBOL was always "COmplete BOLloc4s", BASIC "Beginners And Simpletons Incomprehensible Crap", DOS "Disfunctional Operating System", ORACLE "One Rich As5hole Called Larry Ellison", PHP "Please Have Patience", SCUSI "System CoUldn't See It"...

GEORGE? My first hack. These days it would be called an Malformed parameter attack…

Pwned the computers at Aston and Birmingham Unis. Output was in Hollerith Cards. 3 boxes as I recall.

 

[kevenh]

COBOL was always "COmplete BOLloc4s", BASIC "Beginners And Simpletons Incomprehensible Crap", DOS "Disfunctional Operating System", ORACLE "One Rich As5hole Called Larry Ellison", PHP "Please Have Patience", SCUSI "System CoUldn't See It"...

Last one, did you mean "SCSI "System Couldn't See It"?"

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[Gromett]