Foul Mouthed Scottish Bastard

[Jim]

I can thoroughly recommend The Robert Hoon Thrillers, by JD Kirk. There are five of them.
They are definitely thrilling, they're funny, sad and stupid; sometimes all at the same time. As an Englishman, I found them superb, if you're Scottish you'll probably like Hoon even more

All on my kindle but I listened to a couple of the books on Audible while out with my dog, the narrator is Scottish too, and far too often my dog would look at me sideways as I stopped and giggled out loud.

Want some holiday reading and don't blush too easily? Settle down with Bob Hoon, you'll love it. Well I did.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Robert-Hoon-Thrillers-5-book-series/dp/B0923574Z4

 

[pappajohn]

Link broken Jim

 

[treblid]

Link broken Jim

Works for me.

 

[Wee Bold Davy]

When I saw the heading I thought you were talking about me.
Just as well the book wasn't about a Pakistani

 

[glastry]

I can thoroughly recommend The Robert Hoon Thrillers, by JD Kirk. There are five of them.
They are definitely thrilling, they're funny, sad and stupid; sometimes all at the same time. As an Englishman, I found them superb, if you're Scottish you'll probably like Hoon even more

All on my kindle but I listened to a couple of the books on Audible while out with my dog, the narrator is Scottish too, and far too often my dog would look at me sideways as I stopped and giggled out loud.

Want some holiday reading and don't blush too easily? Settle down with Bob Hoon, you'll love it. Well I did.

Amazon.co.uk

You probably just need to get out a bit more ,sad english ,ex forces, ?

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[pampam]

Just downloaded first book

 

[Jim]

You probably just need to get out a bit more ,sad english ,ex forces, ?

If I get out a bit more; maybe I’ll understand your post.

 

[Phill D]

If I get out a bit more; maybe I’ll understand your post.

Must admit I thought “ what did that mean”!

Signed
Sad Welsh, ex forces!

 

[bobnick]

No good for me i can't read in a scottish accent.

 

[Sue and Rick]

My lad has been offered a post in Edinburgh. I told him to watch Rab C Nesbit to get some idea of the accent.
If you can understand a strong Glaswegian accent you can understand anything

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[Jim]

Must admit I thought “ what did that mean”!

If only keyboards came with breathalysers .

 

[Gellyneck]

.... if you're Scottish you'll probably like Hoon even more

Don't be silly, Gaffer!

What Scot in their real mind will be spending nigh on sixteen quids worth of booze money on five books!

 

[brynric]

Good first few chapters. And even better that they’re on Kindle Unlimited.
Thanks for the tip.

 

[Red Sonja]

I've read all of the Hoon books and the DCI Logan books (which I read first) They were by far the best books I've read in a long time. They made me laugh out loud at times.

 

[bobnick]

I'm going to give it a try.
So i have asked HRH if she could down/up load to my Kindle book one of the Hoon thing.

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[Jim]

What Scot in their real mind will be spending nigh on sixteen quids worth of booze money on five books!

Certainly not Bob Hoon, he'd respond with something like "Get Tae. F*** you soppy English bastart "

 

[Bognor Saint]

Now on book 4. Thanks Jim.
Bob Hoon is up there with Jack Reacher and John Milton.

 

[15isto2]

You could have sent me a message, no need to start a thread to get my attention

 

[PaulyP]

My lad has been offered a post in Edinburgh. I told him to watch Rab C Nesbit to get some idea of the accent.
If you can understand a strong Glaswegian accent you can understand anything

Many years ago whilst working offshore and Rab C Nesbit was on tv I used to have to ask my Scottish co worker to interpret some of the things he said, I worked with a few broad aberdonians as well who were impossible to understand.

 

[BrochMike]

Don't be silly, Gaffer!

What Scot in their real mind will be spending nigh on sixteen quids worth of booze money on five books!

Absolutely...

True Scot that I am, I've reserved the first three audiobooks on BorrowBox (for free !!)

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[bobnick]

Got the first book in the Hoon series off Amazon.
Read about 3 or so chapters, put it down not picked up sinc(s)e