Finished these today......

[TheBig1]

is it true that Glasgow girls use old chip oil from deep frying mars bars for sun tan oil?

 

[TheBig1]

Eh?

"bugger off!"

 

[irnbru]

Haha bugger off

 

[irnbru]

is it true that Glasgow girls use old chip oil from deep frying mars bars for sun tan oil?

Never heard that one before, it was always coconut oil when I was a lass...or nivea.

 

[Podney]

What in this pi**ing rain?
Anyway, Podney will be toooooo busy telling untruths about doing bugger all! Or was it meant to be will be lying down doing bugger all!
Am confuddled!

Ah,well spotted! I wondered who’d be the first to spot my deliberate error.

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[Podney]

Well we have grass to cut too. Do you want the address,I will even leave the lawnmower out for you to use.

Last time a young lady gave me her address via Internet it led to all sorts of activities.........which didn’t include grass cutting. Anyway,I live in the south and too far away from your lawn. You could always go to the fells,or whatever you call them up there,and get a sheep to eat your grass..........but don’t let Chris know or he’ll be round there in a jiffy.

 

[Gellyneck]

Ah,well spotted! I wondered who’d be the first to spot my deliberate error.

We knew that but your subtlety would be well over the young Scottish Funstresses heads so thought I'd better point it out!

Last time a young lady gave me her address via Internet it led to all sorts of activities.........which didn’t include grass cutting............

Are you incinerating something about Sandra?

pssssst whisper, whisper, whisper, just between ourselves .......... she would want the grass cut first!
And then you'd be sent packing, oot on yur lug (as the saying goes up here!).


edit : ps how long did it take you to cut the hedge for the first young lady?