Embarrassing cock ups you've made

[movan]

I took my old mum into a posh shop for some perfume .. She said to the girl serving.. 'I want some Anus Anus.. it smells beautiful."

(It's Anais Anais.)

 

[iandsm]

I took my old mum into a posh shop for some perfume .. She said to the girl serving.. 'I want some Anus Anus.. it smells beautiful."

(It's Anais Anais.)

I went in the chemist and asked for deodorant, the girl said "Ball or Aerosol" I said "neither, it's for under my arms.

 

[GWAYGWAY]

I was riding my motorbike behind a shool-bus full of girls. Out of the back window one saw me following, and they all started to make semi obscene gestures and it was embarrasing me then one got a tit out and flashed at me, In pure embarrasment terror I overtook the bus regardless of what was there, big mistake I almost killed myself. That was then in my nieve yuuf days, now I would just keep following.

 

[Yorick]

I was riding my motorbike behind a shool-bus full of girls. Out of the back window one saw me following, and they all started to make semi obscene gestures and it was embarrasing me then one got a tit out and flashed at me, In pure embarrasment terror I overtook the bus regardless of what was there, big mistake I almost killed myself. That was then in my nieve yuuf days, now I would just keep following.

The kids nowadays would have helmet cams to record the gratuitous boobage

 

[Hymer 1961]

Many years ago I worked in Claridges Hotel in London. One evening a regular client Mr Dick was entertaining 10 guests for dinner. As they arrived they were seated in the lounge by my colleague Tony where footmen, yes footmen, would take there drinks order. Aware that we were missing one guest and time was pressing Tony spotted a rather elegant lady looking flustered by the entrance and asked, “excuse me madam are you here for the dick party” certainly not she replied and hurried off.

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