Donald and Jaqueline? (2 Viewers)

[Jim]

I have a middle-aged couple here who have been here a week and not drawn their curtains yet, the only time I see them is when they step out to meet other couples who visit them, every evening from around 6pm when they shake hands outside the van to 11pm when they hug and say their goodbyes. Never the same couple twice!

Not seen the van moving but it is on steadies. I'm convinced they are a Donald and Jaqueline tribute act and I should tell them to bugger off, or charge extra for guests. Siân is telling me to mind my own business. What would you do?

 

[BikerGraham]

Let them have their fun.
But have a look round for where the damn pineapples are

 

[Bramidan]

Mind your own business? Where’s the fun in that.

 

[Abacist]

Handlers briefing and debriefing their spies. Any unusual antennae on the van? The Russians are coming!

 

[poppycamper]

Jim... never took you to be a fully paid up member of the "curtain twitchers club".

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[Taran_Las]

Why don't you and Sian go and shake hands with them?

 

[stevewagner]

County lines?

 

[Gaston aires]

You could knock and pretend to be Mateo.
Phil

 

[Sandancers]

You could go over sometime between 6pm and 11pm, knock on the door and ask them if they are interested in joining a FUN motorhome club while winking at them.

You'll either get invited in or have a couple of new members !

 

[Gina M]

OMG I thought for a minute there the American swingers were back

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[DBK]

If they are not drawing their curtains you could set up floodlights and a viewing platform and sell tickets.

 

[poppycamper]

OMG I thought for a minute there the American swingers were back

No no no Gina M ... they were Naturists.. not Swingers...

 

[Gina M]

No no no Gina M ... they were Naturists.. not Swingers...

Of course they were

 

[PaulyP]

No no no Gina M ... they were Naturists.. not Swingers...

You can always tell when there’s a new guy at the naturist’s meet, they tend to stand out

 

[Abacist]

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[Gina M]

Mobile marriage guidance counselling after the menopause

It's not marriage guidance you need it's a divorce

 

[Steve and Denise]

You could knock and pretend to be Mateo.
Phil

Impossible Metaeo had hair

 

[Abacist]

How long are they booked for? You could ask them for a review. I wonder if they’ll be back? Is the van MOT’d and insured? You could go through the rubbish for clues. Perhaps they are vegetarians or vegans?

 

[nicholsong]

I did not Know that if we went to Jasmin we would be spied upon and notes taken of visiting times.

 

[Wee Bold Davy]

Throw your keys on the table

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[Outdoors Dad]

I wonder which 'funsters' they are

 

[Larrynwin]

Have they got a dog ?

 

[Tombola]

Start selling toys and collectables next to the eggs (hens)

 

[Fdhadi]

Throw your keys on the table

I went to a key party once and finished up with an AA Box on the M6

 

[L' Hobo]

I have a middle-aged couple here who have been here a week and not drawn their curtains yet, the only time I see them is when they step out to meet other couples who visit them, every evening from around 6pm when they shake hands outside the van to 11pm when they hug and say their goodbyes. Never the same couple twice!

Not seen the van moving but it is on steadies. I'm convinced they are a Donald and Jaqueline tribute act and I should tell them to bugger off, or charge extra for guests. Siân is telling me to mind my own business. What would you do?

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Who were/are, Donald & Jaqueline?

I've led a very sheltered life!

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[L' Hobo]

You could go over sometime between 6pm and 11pm, knock on the door and ask them if they are interested in joining a FUN motorhome club while winking at them.

You'll either get invited in or have a couple of new members !

Ideal place for some of the new graffiti stickers?

 

[L' Hobo]

I went to a key party once and finished up with an AA Box on the M6

Handy if you ever had a nervous breakdown!

 

[L' Hobo]

Relax Jim, just another couple who got the wrong idea of what sort of Club Motorhome Fun, really is!

 

[Gina M]

Who were/are, Donald & Jaqueline?

I've led a very sheltered life!

They were brilliant characters in a tv comedy, I forget the name now but they were a randy pair of swingers and absolutely brilliant actors

 

[PaulyP]

They were brilliant characters in a tv comedy, I forget the name now but they were a randy pair of swingers and absolutely brilliant actors

Benidorm ?

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