Dating sites

[DuxDeluxe]

What's with the 'we'?
I beg your pardon if you are royalty or police this site, if not why speak on behalf of this community?

To be fair, I think that Joy was talking about her group of friends only, not in general

 

[hilldweller]

Right young man. That's my magic potion going into your glass at the next meet.

 

[movan]

What's with the 'we'?
I beg your pardon if you are royalty or police this site, if not why speak on behalf of this community?

I was speaking on behalf of the covan and THIS thread as mentioned ... surest way to close a thread for a lot of us women is to go to a meet and feel we are cattle or there as prospective lovers or for a thread to turn into a dating thread . . It's happened and it isnt very nice. I speak for MYSELF. If YOU want to come at it like a dating site that is your choice as many others.. but not on an ordinary thread as is this .. as a 'humorous one' about dating sites.

I presume you look like your avatar as I look like mine, so you should have no problem meeting like minded people on here. It's a CHILL OUT forum.

 

[The Dudess]

What's with the 'we'?
I beg your pardon if you are royalty or police this site, if not why speak on behalf of this community?

Unnecessary and rude!

 

[Chris]

Unnecessary and rude!

That’s what I thought.

Very rude and patronising.

We are not amused

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[Janine]

I wouldnt want to belong to any club that accepted me as a member

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Right young man. That's my magic potion going into your glass at the next meet.

To misquote Churchill (he never actually said it)

Nancy Astor "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee," Churchill famously replied: "Nancy, if I were your husband I would drink it."

So @Clive ....you have been warned

 

[Carol]

What's with the 'we'?
I beg your pardon if you are royalty or police this site, if not why speak on behalf of this community?

What a rude patronising post.

 

[Clive and Kerri]

I was speaking on behalf of the covan

@movan you have been known to show your asp

 

[DuxDeluxe]

@movan you have been known to show your asp

.......says the chairman of the British Euphemism Society.......

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[Clive and Kerri]

.......says the chairman of the British Euphemism Society.......

It’s true, there were many many witnesses including @old-mo

 

[Theonlysue]

@69's avitar is probably on his wish list

 

[DuxDeluxe]

OK, saddle me a crow .

I've no wish to know about your personal proclivities...............

 

[Larby]

@69's avitar is probably on his wish list

..and mine

 

[Janine]

..and mine

..and mine

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[JJ]

What's with the 'we'?
I beg your pardon if you are royalty or police this site, if not why speak on behalf of this community?

Oh dear...


JJ

 

[movan]

@69's avitar is probably on his wish list

I thought that but you put it better.



...and their forum name .

 

[movan]

It’s true, there were many many witnesses including @old-mo

Clive ... please add that I WAS dressed ... as Cleaopatra.

.....

....
.... young man there is an interesting pm on the way to you later.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

live ... please add that I WAS dressed ... as Cleaopatra.

Phwoar..............


.....no wonder @Clive dressed as Sid James

 

[Clive and Kerri]

Clive ... please add that I WAS dressed ... as Cleaopatra.

What and spoil the fun

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[Clive and Kerri]

Well what can I say. Signed up to Pleny of Fish, well it is free. All I can say is Minisota is in a bad way. In a week two people have contacted me from there. Even more amazing they are both on holiday in Nigeria.
Should never try a retired person. I have all the time in the world to string them along.

 

[irnbru]

Don't tell them you own a motorhome or you will get a bunch of gold diggers.

 

[Larby]

Don't tell them you own a motorhome or you will get a bunch of gold diggers.

Not necessarily true, they may have a rich Uncle in Nigeria looking to give away a hoard of cash

 

[irnbru]

@Clive, if you post your profile up we can give you our honest opinions.

 

[Larby]

@Clive, if you post your profile up we can give you our honest opinions.

Ask @DuxDeluxe, I'm sure he will give an honest impartial opinion

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[DuxDeluxe]

Don't tell them you own a motorhome or you will get a bunch of gold diggers.

Nah..... just tell them that you are an accountant. Guaranteed to attract all the weirdos then.........

 

[DuxDeluxe]

@Clive, if you post your profile up we can give you our honest opinions.

...tell you what, @Clive - why not do it the easy way. You just sit back and take it easy and we can build your profile for you. What could possibly go wrong??

 

[irnbru]

...tell you what, @Clive - why not do it the easy way. You just sit back and take it easy and we can build your profile for you. What could possibly go wrong??

What a brilliant idea. Ive got plenty of experience, not that it did me ay good

 

[DuxDeluxe]

What a brilliant idea. Ive got plenty of experience, not that it did me ay good

Here we go......

Hi, fellow tinder users (other dating sites are available), don’t swipe left just yet....... my name is Clive and I’m at your service.

I used to tell everybody that I was an accountant but now I can admit that I was a major film star in the ‘70’s and ‘80’s. I am a really talented musician and love nothing better than serenading visiting canoeists from my balcony and stunning them with my talent and chiselled good looks. Unlike most people from Canvey Island I’m not inbred at all so my uncle bother tells me...

Here is a picture of me from one of my many films.

Sorry Clive. Could not resist..........

 

[Clive and Kerri]

My friends, where would I be without you.....ok happyfor a start

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