Can anyone tell me….

[Gingernuts]

How the feck is petrol and diesel going up, my insurance going up, tunnocks caramel wafers going up(by 50p a pack) is the cost of living going down?
Answers on a postcard please

 

[WESTY66]

I did for a few days in Spain last year it nearly bankrupted a poor pensioner.

You’ve got this pension thing all wrong lenny!!
You’re supposed to keep drawing down your money and try and hit your last day on earth with nothing left, not keep saving and adding to it!!

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

I have hobnobs in my scruffy 27 yr old van.
I know my place.

Nothing wrong with themjust had 2 with my cup of tea

 

[WESTY66]

I have hobnobs in my scruffy 27 yr old van.
I know my place.

Are they chocolate ones??

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

Are they chocolate ones??

Don’t tell him Pike!!

Pssst, mine were

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[Lenny HB]

You’ve got this pension thing all wrong lenny!!
You’re supposed to keep drawing down your money and try and hit your last day on earth with nothing left, not keep saving and adding to it!!

That's my wife you are talking about not me she wants to take it all with her.

 

[WESTY66]

How apt a thread by a funster called Gingernuts has descended into a thread about biscuits

 

[poppycamper]

You’ve got this pension thing all wrong lenny!!
You’re supposed to keep drawing down your money and try and hit your last day on earth with nothing left, not keep saving and adding to it!!

Maybe he's saving it to donate what's left to the "Funsters, I Put Up With Lenny HB and Survived" benelovant fund, which we incidently have to organize and setup...

 

[WESTY66]

That's my wife you are talking about not me she wants to take it all with her.

She has a Carthago to run

 

[Spriddler]

Are they chocolate ones??

Nah, choccy ones are 18p dearer, but I've dropped some hints so with any luck I'll be given some choccy ones for Father's Day.

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[jockaneezer]

Heard Rishi Rich on the radio at 6 telling us how he's got a grip on inflation and the cost of living, I heard myself saying for the first time since I was about six "Liar, liar, pants on fire !"

 

[poppycamper]

Heard Rishi Rich on the radio at 6 telling us how he's got a grip on inflation and the cost of living, I heard myself saying for the first time since I was about six "Liar, liar, pants on fire !"

Nope he naked from waist down... run out of pants many many years ago..

 

[barsteward]

They could double the pensions Lenny, if you paid in double the amount when you were contributing, don’t you think I pay enough tax for all you old layabouts?
I can’t afford to go abroad for weeks on end

But you'll bloody wish you had when it comes to retiement. Everything is relative.

 

[barsteward]

That's my wife you are talking about not me she wants to take it all with her.

I'm free (in the style of John Inman). I'm sure I can help relieve her of some of that money.

 

[Lenny HB]

I'm free (in the style of John Inman). I'm sure I can help relieve her of some of that money.

Good luck, I can't.

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[roadwarrior]

And Olive Oil is going through the roof.

somebody needs to tell popeye !

 

[poppycamper]

somebody needs to tell popeye !

OMG.. yes your right..
All the dits and jokes and double entendres we get..........
That has to rank umongst one the best

 

[berni109]

The fat cats get fatter whilst us mushrooms hunker down in the shite.