Biting one's toungue at Incleboro Fields

[DuxDeluxe]

Don't be stupid, you're on holiday, you can't be wasting all day, get the 12 bore out.

Punt gun.....

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Don't be stupid, you're on holiday, you can't be wasting all day, get the 12 bore out.

Barratt .50? Why mess about

 

[hilldweller]

Punt gun.....

Pure genius.

 

[Deleted34567]

I'd have certainly thrown his balls back

Too right..!
Throw them over his shoulders so the little bollox walks with a hump.
That'll teach the brats.

 

[hilldweller]

Barratt .50? Why mess about

He kept missing that plane.

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[Bertie Bassett]

He kept missing that plane.

It was 10 miles away though!!!

 

[mjltigger]

Thank God for adult only sites.. shame they aren't compulsory though. unfair that families enjoying their holiday have to put up with jealous moaning old gits.

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Thank God for adult only sites.. shame they aren't compulsory though. unfair that families enjoying their holiday have to put up with jealous moaning old gits.

BOOOOOO BOOOOOO!

 

[Voyger1010]

Thank God for adult only sites.. shame they aren't compulsory though. unfair that families enjoying their holiday have to put up with jealous moaning old gits.

what do you mean unfair, we only moan when we miss out on getting the points!

 

[Deleted34567]

what do you mean unfair, we only moan when we miss out on getting the points!

Got thinking.
Grenade in tennis balls .... Effective brat control? .. or too messy ?

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[Bertie Bassett]

Got thinking.
Grenade in tennis balls .... Effective brat control? .. or too messy ?

Bit noisy on Sundays too? Someone might complain

 

[Deleted34567]

Bit noisy on Sundays too? Someone might complain

True.. Didn't consider that !
Also, staining on motorhomes will be awful.....
not even mentioning the craters (holes, not kids).
No, it will have to be shooting.

 

[Voyger1010]

True.. Didn't consider that !
Also, staining on motorhomes will be awful.....
not even mentioning the craters (holes, not kids).
No, it will have to be shooting.

Told you so!

 

[Larby]

I try to avoid sites that are used by certain old women, the type of which threaten harmless men and carry (by their own admission) firearms.

 

[Voyger1010]

I bet Mickx, did not envisage that his posting would create this much murder and mayhem, or did he?

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[Bertie Bassett]

I bet Mickx, did not envisage that his posting would create this much murder and mayhem, or did he?

He comes across as a thoroughly decent chap to me so I'm sure he was expecting nay ..........hoping for this sort of balanced and thoughtful response

 

[Deleted34567]

Why ever not.
Since when did "thread drift" not be the norm here......!
Bet Jim wishes he would have kept the "fun" out of the forum name now...!

 

[hilldweller]

Bit noisy on Sundays too?

Here little boy, just hold this wire for me.

Oh dear, I forgot it was plugged in. Sorreeeeeeeeeeey.

 

[Voyger1010]

Here little boy, just hold this wire for me.

Oh dear, I forgot it was plugged in. Sorreeeeeeeeeeey.

I dunno about the kid crying, I have tears rolling down my cheeks with laughter and happiness at the thought.

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Here little boy, just hold this wire for me.

Oh dear, I forgot it was plugged in. Sorreeeeeeeeeeey.

CC Rule 1234623.... Leaving an extension lead connected to the.........................................you know the rest
Let's stick to Dux's punt gun.......................

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[chaser]

How you folks can put with dogs and not kids is beyond me,

 

[Deleted34567]

How you folks can put with dogs and not kids is beyond me,

Well...
We kick dogs too ...!
Or
Train them to herd delinquent kids into cells.

 

[Voyger1010]

We kick dogs too ...!

kick yes, but waste bullets NO

 

[Voyger1010]

CC Rule 1234623.... Leaving an extension lead connected to the.........................................you know the rest
Let's stick to Dux's punt gun.......................

That dam warden yet again , will someone please put him/her out of their misery

 

[Deleted34567]

That dam warden yet again , will someone please put him/her out of their misery

I've missed him twice.
Thinking on scoffing @LilacMoss chocolate and was salivating wildly.
@Tootles had a go too.... But got distracted by @hilldweller frilly knickers and missed...
Needs to keep our minds on the job

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[Voyger1010]

I've missed him twice.
Thinking on scoffing Broken Link Removed chocolate and was salivating wildly.
@Tootles had a go too.... But got distracted by @hilldweller frilly knickers and missed...
Needs to keep our minds on the job

I wish you would , it's very distracting, for me as I have never seen the frilly knickers. How many points do you get for them?

 

[Deleted34567]

I wish you would , it's very distracting, for me as I have never seen the frilly knickers. How many points do you get in them?

Sorry,
That's a bra you're thinking of !

 

[Voyger1010]

That's a bra you're thinking of !

see I told you it was distracting me. let's get back to shooting them kids

 

[Voyger1010]

Jonkil and others , I'm off to dreamland, thanks for making it such an entertaining evening , haven't laughed so much for a long time. Night all

 

[Deleted34567]

Night to you too..... Like you I'm also of to zzzzzzz land.
Night all.

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