Snowbird
LIFE MEMBER
Well we have settled in well now and I can report on the site facilities. For the 15 Euro per day rate you have to stay for a minimum of 30 days (No problem there). I have a pitch with tap, black and grey dump, electric hookup and English TV on my pitch. There is wifi which is good at 20 Euros per month if you want it. The bar restaurant has been completely refurbished and the menu del dia is 3 courses including a drink for 7 Euros. Beer is 2 Euros a pint. We are a 2 minute walk from the Rincon with all the bars, Chinese and hotels if we require further entertainment than Smudger provides (which is not very often). Petanque starts at 2 PM outside Smudgers van and goes on till sundown, except in inclement weather when we retire to the pavilion (Smudgers van). Any visiting funsters will be put on Smudgers black tank emptying rota (rubber gloves, goggles and green rubber suit provided). We had a visit from members of the Moroccan mob today, Tonka and his wife, but as they were only visiting they were not allowed the honour of going on his tank rota until next time. I hope any passing funsters will call in on there way through (preferably before its my turn on the rota).