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Well, I'm afraid you can't marry me as I'm already married and my husband might notice!A terrible thread...
I'm so drooling here..again! Need a proper fry up now...and very soon! Anyone fancy making my breakfast at Chester...? I'll even stay quiet and not distract you whilst you're cooking it...well it is serious business!In fact if you cook it well...I might even marry you...
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[B][U]@bertiebasset[/U][/B] & @Tootles ...
If we ever get together at a rally the rest of the visitors may not even be safe in the same parish as us three !
No he won't.Hi.
All this Bangersing on about bacon! and a Sausage hanging out of a bag... Leverson will scupper this post before to link ooops LONG
Tea Bag
Well, I'm afraid you can't marry me as I'm already married and my husband might notice!But you will be very welcome to breakfast with us as we will definitely be having bacon! If I can get into the packaging.......
I wouldn't trust any of you pair to cook a bacon butty for me.That's my young cousin..........................but you're right, the bacon bap will never taste the same!
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Agreed, but we could all watch...........Well, I'm afraid you can't marry me as I'm already married and my husband might notice!
Convert to Muslim... Problem sorted......noAgreed, but we could all watch...........![]()
I wouldn't trust any of you pair to cook a bacon butty for me.
Probably be full of pedigree chum or something such vile..
Question is...
Will you trust me![]()
A terrible thread...
I'm so drooling here..again! Need a proper fry up now...and very soon! Anyone fancy making my breakfast at Chester...? I'll even stay quiet and not distract you whilst you're cooking it...well it is serious business!In fact if you cook it well...I might even marry you...
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Agreed, but we could all watch...........![]()
Is this really about bacon, or do you mean the age old Jewish ceremony of Bris Milah??Will scissors help...with the bacon opening ceremony of course!
No....................and chum currys up nicely!!![]()
Can tell you've eaten ration packs....![]()
Did you know on Sunday morning in the marquee we will be having Bacon Rolls cooked for everyone, so in a way you will get your wish. x
I did not know...where's the queue?![]()
On the form you have filled in from the first page of the Chester thread it asks how many bacon rolls you want, also if you want a name badge and a name thing to put in your van, have you filled it in![]()
Carol...I do recall filing it in....but can't remember how many bacon rolls I wanted...maybe the new name badge should read "Dozy Girl"![]()
.....the number you put down is only a guesstmet x
Yes, thread is about bacon Tootles.Is this really about bacon, or do you mean the age old Jewish ceremony of Bris Milah??![]()
Reminds me of a joke. A policeman finds a little lad crying on the steps of a synagogue. He asks him whatever is the matter. "Just been in there" says the lad, pointing to the doors, "and someone pinched my pullover......"Yes, thread is about bacon Tootles.
Streaky bacon
You know the type...
Tons of skin on it.
Scissors ?!
Was she Jewish ?Yes...those things that can cut open the fancy packaging....and cut ALL the fat off within a millimeter of its life...leaving just the pink flesh...a perfect operation! My Mum did it...leaving a totally destroyed...bacon sarnie...she was a total veggie![]()
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Just like the four Jewish National Front members.Reminds me of a joke. A policeman finds a little lad crying on the steps of a synagogue. He asks him whatever is the matter. "Just been in there" says the lad, pointing to the doors, "and someone pinched my pullover......"![]()
Surprise,surprise-Carolyn just shouted from the kitchen "It worked"
Sainsburys butchers choice packet just opened easily by pulling the tab.
We have g/children staying ,so,they get the cheap stuff![]()
More like Sainsbury's Water Board Workers choice. No 'butcher' ever got a look in! You can take a swim in the amount of water in each pack.Sainsburys butchers choice packet
Panicking now Carol! I left it to HWMBO to fill the form in, and he says he can't remember! Is there any way of checking to see if we have ordered sarnies...or more importantly name badges?On the form you have filled in from the first page of the Chester thread it asks how many bacon rolls you want, also if you want a name badge and a name thing to put in your van, have you filled it in![]()