Aged motor-homer seeks fun lady companion- are you there?

[Roddy]

80 year old ex Army and Offshore Engineer based in Aberdeenshire. Motorhome is being upgraded for a trip to Spain and France in October. I have family in south of France and need a non smoking lady with a sense of humour (my daughter says you'll need that!) to keep me awake. If you can drive a 7m vehicle that's a plus. If you like motorbikes well!! Prefer someone based in Aberdeenshire for meetup to explore the pluses and minuses for compatibility.

 

[scousebird]

Good luck with your search, I hope it works out.

 

[Janine]

Welcome to the Fun

 

[Otter Spotter]

Didn’t know we could ask for that kind of ‘Fun’ on here but let everyone know how many offers you get !!,, Good luck

 

[Chris]

I identify as a non smoking female who I believe might be compatible.

Although I should disclose that whilst I do have a sense of humour my alter ego is a bald, fat smoker who likes beer.

I could share the driving but not before noon as I would be over the limit.

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[Just smiffy]

Join the queue…..

 

[AnnB]

Forget Spain and France, I'd prefer a trip to Aberdeenshire.

 

[eddie]

I misread the last bit about meeting up first to check "Pulses" and thought "He's setting his bar low then!"

 

[the1andonly]

So who "identfies" as a bit of "an old woman"?

 

[L' Hobo]

80 year old ex Army and Offshore Engineer based in Aberdeenshire. Motorhome is being upgraded for a trip to Spain and France in October. I have family in south of France and need a non smoking lady with a sense of humour (my daughter says you'll need that!) to keep me awake. If you can drive a 7m vehicle that's a plus. If you like motorbikes well!! Prefer someone based in Aberdeenshire for meetup to explore the pluses and minuses for compatibility.

In todays world, are we still allowed to be specific such as Him, Her or ...........I thought we could keep others guessing in a binary (whatever that means) type way?

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[Winger]

Has to be the best genuine first post ever!
I seriously wish you well in your quest

 

[Mohawk Mo]

Great post, I hope you find a travel companion soon - good luck

 

[CazPaul]

Has to be the best genuine first post ever!
I seriously wish you well in your quest

yes definitely much better than my first post one another forum.
I never got one chuffing reply.

 

[Mikeco]

If you get desperate I could ask the wife.

 

[Gingernuts]

I’m married but fancy a change, 66 (nearly) bald, grumpy like cuddles and boobs and red wine

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[Shrimp]

Where’s Sweet Caroline?

 

[csd4t]

Where’s Sweet Caroline?

She's back where it began

 

[L' Hobo]

I’m married but fancy a change, 66 (nearly) bald, grumpy like cuddles and boobs and red wine

IF you mean your FEMALE, Bald (less water needed for washing hair) Grumpy like Cuddles (is that another Funster?) don't mind boobs and can supply Red Wine? I might fancy you myself?

 

[Geistguy]

Forget Spain and France, I'd prefer a trip to Aberdeenshire.

Shhhh ! Don't tell everyone about our beautiful shire.

 

[Otter Spotter]

yes definitely much better than my first post one another forum.
I never got one chuffing reply.









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Where did you find my ad, I got loads of replies and married one of them

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[JoshnPen]

Not trying to set her up, but genuinely where is sweet caroline? Did she get her van troubles resolved?

 

[Sue and Rick]

Shhhh ! Don't tell everyone about our beautiful shire.

Has the snow stopped there yet?

 

[yodeli]

I identify as a non smoking female who I believe might be compatible.

Although I should disclose that whilst I do have a sense of humour my alter ego is a bald, fat smoker who likes beer.

I could share the driving but not before noon as I would be over the limit.

Honestly Chris , there's a lack of serious details in your answer... You should have add:
I know all about the French attitude, their fairness and all, which might be a plus in our relationship to be... Everybody knows about them being sooo ...hot, and believe me, I love the French soooo much, you won't be disappointed!

Note to the OP Roddy : Nice post indeed! Don't take any notice of what funsters might say, and just carry on, I'm sure a nice woman will come along and give you the answer you're waiting for! Amicalement
Frankie

 

[steve69]

Your chances of finding such a lady will be directly proportional to the amount of money you have, methinks.

 

[MarionK]

He may be being gender specific in his request, but "keep me awake" definitely sounds like a euphemism

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[chaser]

He hasn't been back so is he fixed up already.?

 

[Charlie57]

I hope he has had responses via PM

 

[Janine]

I hope he has had responses via PM

Me too!

I would guess that there aren’t too many single ladies on here that are in that age bracket though

 

[Geistguy]

Has the snow stopped there yet?

Yes and it's thawing fast Most roads now open

 

[Just smiffy]

The single women on here are sooooo hard to get…

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