A Bed Quandary. (Looking For Advice)

[Mousy]

If you got something like the above pic made depending on the size you've got to play with, you could have the bed as either a double or 2 singles. (With 2 single mattresses).

 

[Janine]

I fancy an island bed.....Hawaii looks nice

 

[MitchandJenny]

Tootles, I had a terrible vision of "the elephant" losing its footing !!
It would all go very dark for you very quickly !!

 

[Wyaye wires]

I fancy an island bed.....Hawaii looks nice

Hawaii??? Whay aye, why not???

 

[Wyaye wires]

Tootles, I had a terrible vision of "the elephant" losing its footing !!
It would all go very dark for you very quickly !!

Ahh, the rebirth conundrum Holmes...

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[Tootles]

Tootles, I had a terrible vision of "the elephant" losing its footing !!
It would all go very dark for you very quickly !!

Oh, its happened!! The elephant bursts out laughing, whilst the seal ends up looking like one of those red things elephants (used) to sit on at the circus.......

I fancy an island bed.

The problem with putting the bed lengthways down the van, is that after 4 ft, the toilet on one side and the wardrobe on the other makes the corridor, width around 2 1/2 feet. A 4ft bed long bed wont work, even for Midget Seal, which I'm not!

 

[Tootles]

Tootles, as a lot of people have said, have a word with Terry ... I have to speak to him on the phone tonight re an e bay item, as he is away from home all day today, would you like me to mention it to him? He can sort all those problems out for you no probs.

PS you don't need to have an op to not be able to leap up and down ladders!! Why do you think I got a fixed bed...

Thanks Joy, that would be great if you could mention it......

 

[GJH]

You think the seal is bad?? You should see it shoving the elephant in front up that same ladder at bedtime!!

I thought you were referring to yourself doing the seal impression, not your good lady wife.

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Hawaii??? Whay aye, why not???

Droll H, you are the master of Droll!

 

[Tootles]

I thought you were referring to yourself doing the seal impression, not your good lady wife.

I just told her that....... Death by Kilverts Lard for you, mate.........

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[Bailey58]

I wish folk wouldn't keep spoiling this thread with useful posts about beds and things.

 

[mitzimad]

if it a regular u shaped lounge there's two options slide out from one side to bridge the gap or permanent bed that lifts from one end on struts the slide out will allow you to use the lounge but involves bed making each night
if you want the lift up you could use a metal framed wood slatted bed frame from any bed supplier or like mine which i found on ebay for a tenner

 

[Bertie Bassett]

I just told her that....... Death by Kilverts Lard for you, mate.........

That one has gone straight over my head, it has a faintly Northern edge to it, any translation/explanation would be gratefully accepted.

 

[GJH]

How about getting Mrs Tootles to run up some curtains which could be attached to the lower outside of the van, enclosing the wheels &c.
Tootles could then sleep under the van on a mat with absolutely no need to climb anywhere.
Mrs Tootles could then sleep anywhere she damn well likes.
See, all it takes is a bit of lateral thinking and everyone is happy.

 

[GJH]

I just told her that....... Death by Kilverts Lard for you, mate.........

That one has gone straight over my head, it has a faintly Northern edge to it, any translation/explanation would be gratefully accepted.

And over mine. I didn't wish to enquire too closely into the fetishes of Lancastrians.

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[Wyaye wires]

And over mine. I didn't wish to enquire too closely into the fetishes of Lancastrians.

What have his feet got to do with it???

Perhaps he puts it in his clogs to soften them???

 

[Tootles]

That one has gone straight over my head, it has a faintly Northern edge to it, any translation/explanation would be gratefully accepted.

Really FAT women in Lancashire are manufactured from Kilverts Pure Lard mate. You bump into one in the street, you look like a rejected chip pan.

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Really FAT women in Lancashire are manufactured from Kilverts Pure Lard mate. You bump into one in the street, you look like a rejected chip pan.

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All is explained Holmes...................I can now relax and count my toes..................11, 12

 

[B-well]

My Hymer 534 u shaped lounge, i ditched the table in favour for a fold away type., then 12mm ply board which i pull away from under the back cushion making a great double if needed. good luck in your search for the perfect comfort.

 

[GWAYGWAY]

Motorhome beds seem to be the pits, My rear double has not enough room to roll over without hitting the cupboards along the side cannot sit up as the cupboard above your head knock you out, the roof stop you sitting up. and it is four foot high off the floor. Climbing over the Wife require dexterity and during the night in the dark is dangerous. Now I sleep in the lounge she sleeps up top we both sleep and both have enough room. With a low roof/high bed SEX would be difficult even for the very young, but I don't worry now I'm too old for that she says.

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[movan]

Really FAT women in Lancashire are manufactured from Kilverts Pure Lard mate. You bump into one in the street, you look like a rejected chip pan.

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ONLY YOU could get away with that Tootles....

 

[philw111]

So, if you're converting the rear lounge to a permanent bed, does that mean you also need to convert the over-cab area to a lounge?

I'd have thought that would be an even bigger project...

 

[Tootles]

Climbing over the Wife require dexterity and during the night in the dark is dangerous.

I know just what you mean!! Don't let anyone tell you that you cant burn your bum on a 12 volt ceiling light! By the time I get to the summit, I have to switch on the oxygen. And during the day, you can see for MILES from up there!!.

 

[GJH]

And during the day, you can see for MILES from up there!!.

Daft beggar, you climbed out of the Heki by mistake

 

[Tootles]

Daft beggar, you climbed out of the Heki by mistake

Yes, but it wasn't far to step up off the wife.........

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[hilldweller]

Climbing over the Wife require dexterity and .....

...... crampons.

 

[Tootles]

...... crampons.

Yes, it is a possibility, Brian. You just have to keep your legs from stiffening up.

 

[hilldweller]

Ever thought of a hammock. That would have class.

 

[Tootles]

Ever thought of a hammock. That would have class.

I'll tell her you called her a hummock.

 

[Minxy]

Tootsy, what MH have you got ... I can then have a google and see if I can come up with a solution ... failing that ask Techno as he likes messing about and tinkering with MHs!

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