“The wife”

[Northernraider]

Just make sure your finances are sorted and you have a will otherwise with still being officially married if you pop your clogs she will likely get the lot.

Yeah I've had a will for a long time
Although I plan to spend everything before I die anyway

 

[tick59]

Why worry what you call her as long as she keeps you fed and watered and she doesn't forget the beer at the weekend when she goes shopping.