Woosh Banger FLT

[chesterfield hooligan]

We are down in Mequineza it is now 11.33pm 19c door's and windows wide open Marion is asleep I'm watching King Kong 1933 ish I'm also watching the people night fishing on the river Ebro how do I close our woosh banger without upsetting the posh people LOL

 

[Figaro]

Give them a rendition of Rule Britannia at the top of your voice
That should distract them from the woosh bang

 

[Phill D]

Close it from the outside with a gentle push, the get back in through the cab door and slam it shut

 

[Viennese]

Don't bother about upsetting anyone - just whoosh bang as normal.

 

[Just smiffy]

I’d do it a few times in case someone didn’t hear it the first time or second or……….

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[Gromett]

I’d do it a few times in case someone didn’t hear it the first time or second or……….

Isn't that compulsory? Never seen a whoosh banger do it only once.

 

[Shrimp]

Whoosh bangers usually have several whoosh bang doors to open & shut several times!

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

Whoosh bangers usually have several whoosh bang doors to open & shut several times!

And as a Brucie Bonus a screaming baby that they can come out with

Had it in Italy, out the van whoosh bang baby screaming then 5 min later back in with a whoosh bang, 30 min later repeat

 

[Shrimp]

And as a Brucie Bonus a screaming baby that they can come out with

Had it in Italy, out the van whoosh bang baby screaming then 5 min later back in with a whoosh bang, 30 min later repeat

I would have moved away!

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

I would have moved away!

At midnight?

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[chesterfield hooligan]

I don't understand woosh bang to open a side door, closing yes never opening.

 

[Roby2008]

Whoosh Bang, lights off, hold breath, wasn´t me guv

 

[Lenny HB]

Don't understand the question, why would anyone have doors & windows open in a freezing 19°. We would have doors & windows closed & heating on..

 

[Littlewheels]

I’d leave it open the Scrotes need all the help they can get,it’s hard making living as a Bastard these days

 

[bobandjanie]

I shouldn't worry about it, living in Spain you realise even the nicest people have no respect for anyone asleep and I don't think the word quiet has a meaning.

We had four responsible girls park next to us, last night with a car and caravan turn up at 1.15 finish crashing about probably nearly 2 o'clock after having trouble with the rear steadies , but they are happy sitting outside having breakfast ready to continue their journey.

Camping activities on a future building plot. Bob.
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[Lenny HB]

I shouldn't worry about it, living in Spain you realise even the nicest people have no respect for anyone asleep and I don't think the word quiet has a meaning.

If they settle down before 2am in Spain it's a bonus.