Toilet roll ....how long does a roll last

[Vanderek]

Oh Please!! Not again, this is doing my nuts in.

 

[Jaws]

How long does an average roll of toilet paper last in your camper ?

I've found I buy a 4 roll pack about once a month.

So a roll a week .
I haven't worked out the average sheets per trip yet but interesting to know.

How long does a bog roll last in the van ?
Depends if it used or not I spose.............. We found one when we cleared out the Miller that was at least 4 years old

But in use........... too many variable .......... Has there been visitors, have you had a dodgy curry and had a bit of Gandhi's revenge, was the bog roll a cheapy ( all toilet tube and no paper ??

You need to be more specific in the question

 

[wasp]

if we take the grandkids, we use one a day, dont ask me how but there you are, oh an SWMBO of course.

 

[M-J]

All these threads.... for a minute I thought 596 had changed his username

 

[Tea Bag]

I haven't worked out the average sheets per trip yet but interesting to know.

Hi.
In my cadet days,lots of the trains were single compartments,so going away to camp the gang took up a few compartments. "Sheets per Trip" Answer...IF!! (While the train was in motion ) you held onto the lose end of the loo roll and chucked the roll end out of the carriage window,it would.. Waft ? its way past the windows of other passengers,sort of Mexican waving its way until it unwound.
So the answer was not actual sheets,it was SHEETS times ROLLS!! per trip . While i am on a roll We "Debagged" one lad (In the single compartment ) and held his trousers out of the window,and an accomplice in the compartment behind caught hold,when he had hold,we let go,pretending we had lost our grip.............. The look of disbelief.......... (They were reunited at the stop in a group huddle to save his modesty)
Question. Where i/we in need of counselling ? or perhaps it was a different world then.
Note. NO animals were hurt while this was going on. And rangitira YOUR BARRED FROM COMMENTING!!
Tea Bag

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[irnbru]

It depends on the ply and how many sheets are in a roll, also if you are male or female

 

[daveandsan]

How does a blind person know when to stop wiping?

 

[Northernraider]

Oh Please!! Not again, this is doing my nuts in.

Now you know how I feel when you post your non toll road through France itinary ???

 

[gus-lopez]

same as the house ,8 a week.

 

[Northernraider]

same as the house ,8 a week.

HOW MUCH!

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[dabhand]

Oh Please!! Not again, this is doing my nuts in.

Now then Phil PhilandMena you know people like to talk sh*te, you being an expert an all

 

[Reallyretired]

I just removed the spare bog rolls from the motorhome in case mice use them as nesting materials. We came back from europe a bit earlier than intended. I removed 48 rolls (2×24). Swmbo does not want to risk running out.
I accept this as they are bulky but light. If there was any spare space she would no doubt fill it with something heavier.

 

[Northernraider]

I just removed the spare bog rolls from the motorhome in case mice use them as nesting materials. We came back from europe a bit earlier than intended. I removed 48 rolls (2×24). Swmbo does not want to risk running out.
I accept this as they are bulky but light. If there was any spare space she would no doubt fill it with something heavier.

48 rolls

I can't work out if you are serious or not

My mum buys them in bulk like that she was raging when In hospital last year incase she didn't get to use them

 

[Vipar]

5” per sheet x 100 sheets = 500” divided by12 = 41.6666667ft divided by 3 = 13.88888889 yards divide by 8 = 1.73611111 furlongs which how much my horse finished behind the winner.

 

[Just smiffy]

They don’t make phone books like they used too....?

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[Barclaybasher]

We used to cut newspapers into squares, tied with string and hung from a nail in the outside loo .......

..... so something to read as well!

 

[Reallyretired]

48 rolls

I can't work out if you are serious or not

My mum buys them in bulk like that she was raging when In hospital last year incase she didn't get to use them

Totally serious. Its more than she usually takes but usually a minimum of 30 rolls for a trip. She doesn't think our continental friends sell decent bog rolls.

 

[Vipar]

We used to cut newspapers into squares, tied with string and hung from a nail in the outside loo .......

..... so something to read as well!

Snap dad nicked a paraffin street lamp the square red ones to stop the cast iron cistern freezing and take the chill off. I could never poo the cold

 

[Ronny]

Why do you want to know this?

 

[busby]

How does a blind person know when to stop wiping?

Why do you look at the paper after you have wiped???BUSBY.

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[busby]

Bring back The Be.x.t thread please.BUSBY.??

 

[TheBig1]

an old boy in a nursing home takes himself off to the toilet. half an hour later a passing carer hears him shouting

Oh Please! please somebody bring me a newspaper
carer "hello Maurice, I will be right back"
hurry please
carer "we dont have newspapers any more, here's an ipad"
ok it will have to do
10 minutes later he is shouting again
carer "Maurice, are you ok? I'm coming in"
I did my best, but I scraped most of it off my arse, but that ipad thingamee won't flush like newspaper does!

 

[Northernraider]

Why do you want to know this?

I like to be aware of all the facts before i make a decision.

 

[Lanerboy]

It really does depend on what I eat as too how long it lasts, after reading some of the recipes on the current curry thread I am going to stock up a few extra rolls now ?

 

[Ronny]

I like to be aware of all the facts before i make a decision.

I have better things to get anal about!

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[GMLS]

Just loaded a new roll but having just read the curry thread, going to get another for the fridge

 

[BobtheBass]

I did try using a toilet brush once but found it made my bum red and sore. Don't really understand how people can use them every day, I guess your bum skin must toughen up?

 

[keithchesterfield2]

Well, I'm flabbergasted.

You mean some people use Rolls of toilet paper and not yesterday's edition of the daily paper ?

?

 

[fat haggis]

Wire brush and Dettol. That will sort out your skin irritation. ??

 

[Larby]

Once in a public toilet without paper I had to use a £5 note.
Glad it wasn't one of the new slippery ones ! Izal all over again

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