Toilet help

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Away for the first trip in the new van next weekend we have a good idea what to pack as we've been tuggers for ten years or so,but we have never used the caravan toilet for solids.
So how do you do a do do (sorry:groan:) in the van not a pleasant subject but we need to know.
Any advice greatly appreciated.
Lindsay
 
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WHAT A QUESTION.. !!!
You do know it's Saturday night and all the P*** heads will be here in a bit..

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Munchie said:
Line bowl with paper and give it all you've got. You will feel much better!!!
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Thats one for the bowl liners,,,
Personally i see that as excessive paper use and adding extra to fill the pot quicker...

Go... Flush a little.. Open the bomb door.... Sorted..

EDITED.... To add blade closed. otherwise smell and splashdown..
 
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Munchie said:
Line bowl with paper and give it all you've got. You will feel much better!!!
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As above. :) Then flush to add water then open flap. :)

There is a "flap open" school of thought who either have better aim than me or lower standards. :) :) :)
 
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pappajohn said:
Open the slide, a short flush to wet the bowl (prevents shit clinging to the bowl) empty bowel, wipe arse, flush, close slide.... Easy.

If you chop it's head off when closing the slide the cassette needs emptying.
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Can't argue with any of that(y)

Martin
 
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Caravan always on site and used camp facilities....:rolleyes:

Flap open and bombs away.....

A little bit of tissue to wipe any pebble dash and flush....:D2
 
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Right got it just needed the mechanics for using the toilet
The rest I've had plenty of practice at ;)
 
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Playing a bit of Led Zepplin e.g. 'When the Levee breaks' (at full volume) helps get things relaxed and under way (and drowns outs any spontaneous and improvised solo riffs from the wind section) .........

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
Thinkin' 'bout me baby and my happy home.
 
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1. Lift toilet seat cover.
2. Take trousers and pants down.
3. Sit on toilet seat.
4. Get comfortable. That is to say,at one with the world. Content. Ready to thunder.
5. Squeeze/push down jently from the lower abdomen,and colonic areas.
6. If necessary lean forward in order to create the optimum angle for the
forthcoming vacation of the bowel.
7. Unless you’ve had a curry the night before,increase downward pressure. Do not do this before you have checked progress thus far,otherwise pebbledash effect may result.
8. Assuming a positive result,take a while to relax. Maybe read a book,phone a friend,or log on to MHF. Contemplate the days achievements or the days challenges.
9.Repeat nos.4 to 8.
10. Wipe etc.

Enjoy.
 
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IF! yes that is IF ?You are a veggie or a vegan, Your diet is of course of the plant variety.
Well! using a M/H / Caravan Loo can be quiet fraught ;)

For a start all this veggie matter lying in you tummy, acts like a compost heap, it produces methane gas which I must warn you is COMBUSTABLE!!!
In general the loo seat in a M/Home is designed to fit a size 8 a**e, and like wise the general M/Homer a**e is size 18
SO!
Here you have the ubiquitous puzzle of a size 18 A**e filling and sealing a size 8 A**e hole, the contents of which are confined in an airtight plastic container ((the cassette) and you are releasing methane from your rear orifice , at a high rate of knots, early in the morning!
Don't repeat DONT!!under any circumstances operate any electrical appliances Or gas , do not Smoke until the methane is well dispersed

Unless of course you are a thrill seeker!:eek:
 
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DBK said:
As above. :) Then flush to add water then open flap. :)

There is a "flap open" school of thought who either have better aim than me or lower standards. :) :) :)
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You can tell the flap open users, they all have blue backsides from the splashback:rofl::moon2:
 
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you could use a combination of flap open/closed.....use the flap to slice logs into more manageable pieces
 
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If you chop it's head off when closing the slide the cassette needs emptying.[/QUOTE]

LMAO...:LOL::LOL::LOL:

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carthorse said:
Away for the first trip in the new van next weekend we have a good idea what to pack as we've been tuggers for ten years or so,but we have never used the caravan toilet for solids.
So how do you do a do do (sorry:groan:) in the van not a pleasant subject but we need to know.
Any advice greatly appreciated.
Lindsay
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We have some of these ...
https://www.thecaravanshop.co.uk/to...rs/happy-bowl-toilet-liners-x50/prod_977.html
But we do try and avoid No 2s when possible
 
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