Tee shirt wording

[rosalan]

I have been fascinated by the english wording on Tee shirts overseas, my favourite to date was on a 18month old little boy in Sri Lanka with the slogan in English, 'Nit, Flea and Tick Wormer'. Earlier in Bankok after losing my case on the flight, I bought a Tee shirt with decorative Thai writing which later turned out to say 'Thai man not afraid of wife' I could not compete.

 

[maison]

A rather busty lady in Cardiff had a tee-shirt with very small writing across the front. On getting close enough to read it I found it said “Stop looking at my tits”.

 

[MichaelT]

 

[alex n]

The best one i saw was in Spain .The guys Tshirt said tell your tits to stop staring into my eyes

 

[KASPAR]

Many years ago when working in Israel, I had a tee shirt with this printed on it:

From a distance it appears Hebrew writing.

A colleague and I used to call into Tel Aviv en route to dinner in Old Jaffa and walk up Dizengoff Street to the then new shopping centre. He would wear a safari suit and a keffiyeh (he was olive skinned, bright blue eyed and Scots). As people approached they would scowl, then try to read my shirt, as I rotated my head to the left to illustrate how to read it.

Happy days

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