Singles - What ‘trade’ would you like to live with!

Blossom said:
George Clooney, Tom Hardy, Mr Poldark, anyone of these would do and I would be oblivious to anything that wanted repairing in the house. ?
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I'm with you there Shirley. After watching Gogglebox on Friday I think I'd like Tom Hardy to read me a story! ?? ?

(For those of you who didn't see it they were watching a Jackanory type programme on Cbeebies)
 
A lovely lady offering the ‘oldest trade in the world’ but only if I wasn’t happily married and only for the duration of lock down...............or ‘til my energy ran out.
 
Nasher said:
OK I've really had to think about this - I'm gonna have to not care about her trade as long as she's a gorgeous nymphomaniac ?
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Silver-Fox said:
Mate of mine had a girlfriend as you described.
Couldn’t trust her and she wandered more than once ??
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I don't see that as a particular problem...
 
Gary217 said:
I don't see that as a particular problem...
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Think you would after the secound or third time maybe.

Depends on your outlook and your resistance to STI I guess ??

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Cal54 , you really want to be that cruel and make someone move in with me? With ME???? In HERE????
I don't think so.
But it would be nice if someone would do the shopping. Usually have Tesco deliver but well, I'm not on the vulnerable list, I can do it, so think I should, hate it though, and I mean I hate shopping, and it's even worse at the moment. Luckily I can make do with the local shop most of the time and only need Tesco every 5-6 weeks.
I have been craving something like teacakes or scones, would be nice if someone were to drop that off. None of the tearooms are open for my days off...
 
I have the perfect housemate...

She can cook , bake , make me laugh, look after my money,
Doubles up as a maid, washes and irons my clothes..

She even reads my posts on motorhomefun..
 
Slightly off topic, but I met Tom Hardy at a party once, he’s a great bloke.

What was really interesting was I also met another celebrity at the same party and didn’t know who either of them were, she was deeply offended but Tom simply loved my ignorance, he said “you’ve no idea who I am have you“ I answered “not a ****** clue” and he told me it was really refreshing we shared a few drinks and spoke for ages, he seemed to really enjoy being a normal bloke.
When I got home I asked a friend who the lady was and she said “Britain’s got talent judge and ....... singer” “Oh“ I said, she’s horrible, I also met a guy called Tom he was a great bloke, Tom who she asked, “Hardy“ I said, she called me an ignoramus

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Boris7 said:
Slightly off topic, but I met Tom Hardy at a party once, he’s a great bloke.

What was really interesting was I also met another celebrity at the same party and didn’t know who either of them were, she was deeply offended but Tom simply loved my ignorance, he said “you’ve no idea who I am have you“ I answered “not a ****** clue” and he told me it was really refreshing we shared a few drinks and spoke for ages, he seemed to really enjoy being a normal bloke.
When I got home I asked a friend who the lady was and she said “Britain’s got talent judge and ....... singer” “Oh“ I said, she’s horrible, I also met a guy called Tom he was a great bloke, Tom who she asked, “Hardy“ I said, she called me an ignoramus
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Funny you should say that..Tom Hardy once met ME at a party and had no clue as to who I was.
 
He knew exactly who I was,
The bloke who built stage an podium
 
Lockdown or no what I'm hoping for is a man who's good with his hands (plenty needs fixing ?) has a ready wit, a curious mind and bucket loads of common sense and patience.
I'm thinking a practical engineer with empathy.
there's a reason I'm single.
 
Boris7 said:
Slightly off topic, but I met Tom Hardy at a party once, he’s a great bloke.

What was really interesting was I also met another celebrity at the same party and didn’t know who either of them were, she was deeply offended but Tom simply loved my ignorance, he said “you’ve no idea who I am have you“ I answered “not a ****** clue” and he told me it was really refreshing we shared a few drinks and spoke for ages, he seemed to really enjoy being a normal bloke.
When I got home I asked a friend who the lady was and she said “Britain’s got talent judge and ....... singer” “Oh“ I said, she’s horrible, I also met a guy called Tom he was a great bloke, Tom who she asked, “Hardy“ I said, she called me an ignoramus
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I can concur with this. A few years back my son was on his way for his second tour of Afghanistan with the Grenadier Guards. They ended up stuck in an airport for over 72 hours because of security alerts in Afghan. The officers, emailed all sort of celebs to try and keep the soldiers spirits up.

not one replied except for Tom Hardy who not only sent a load of signed photos but also offered to come out to Afghan and meet the troops.
My son says he's a "top bloke" and he ain't one for celebs for sure.

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