Singles - What ‘trade’ would you like to live with!

I'm fine by myself (too many people around me in my everyday life when not confined), but if really I had to choose someone it would be a Gym coach to kick my bottom each time I want to sit on the sofa. And no, not to look thin(ner), but to be able to eat more cakes or ice creams or toffees or peanuts . This diet gets on my nerves!!!

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Debs and movan - lets get serious here girls; make sure your Mr Poldark does all the essential jobs found the house before jumping in the shower and refreshing for his nighttime activities!!!
 
Someone who can wash the dishes with her right hand, cook dinner with her left hand, sweep the floor with her left leg, dust the furniture with her right leg and open a beer bottle using her bum?
Commonly known as A Swiss Army wife. :LOL:

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A gardener/handyman John's good at saying he'll do stuff but not so good at actually starting.
Floating shelves? 12 years and waiting :LOL::mad:
 
Mrs Hayabusabart is an A&E nursing sister by "trade" (presently not working as she was sent home because shes "at risk" due to several issues)
However, I let her cut my hair this afternoon as I was looking like Tarzan (minus the muscles)
She's made a reasonable job of it ..
I now look like Kojak
 
Hubby is my ideal housemate. He's my cook, gardener, chauffeur, electrician, plumber, joiner, shopper and scientific advisor but I wouldn't let him near my hair.

Exactly like me, but I also trimmed my wife’s fringe the other day, and she thought I did it well. :giggle:(y)

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Did anyone know that Joanna Lumley always cuts her own hair and bleaches it herself?

I cut mine last week, 4inches off.. It's all zig zag at back. I did my roots. It looks finely blonde at the front but the back looks like somebody's thrown an ink bomb and turmeric bomb at my head. :(

I do need a builder though. Could we do a rotation.. One week then pass the traders round?
 
You are anything BUT inadequate.. Music wise.. Before all the men jump in...
I could offer to sing and that would make you sound even better than you do already... ? ? :giggler:
 
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Cant help thinking these two are connected in my head?

Exactly like me, but I also trimmed my wife’s fringe the other day, and she thought I did it well. :giggle:(y)

See now there lots of quote which can be connected.....................Good game...Good game, as Brucie might have said.
 
Cant help thinking these two are connected in my head?
Exactly like me, but I also trimmed my wife’s fringe the other day, and she thought I did it well. :giggle:(y)
See now there lots of quote which can be connected.....................Good game...Good game, as Brucie might have said.

It must be my mind, but I totally misread PaulyP ’s post........ must get out more. Oh hang on a bit....

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