She will know I care on Valentine's Day

[Geistguy]

Being an old romantic I thought I'd really spoil my wife this Valentines Day.

 

[AndyPK]

R.I.P. ……..

 

[Figaro]

You should have gone the whole way and bought her a mop and bucket too
Be aware though, A & E departments are very busy this week

 

[MisterB]

you obviously misheard your wife and thought she said that she wanted you to spoil her valentines day .....

its a genuine mistake, which many of us make on other of their special days, anniversary, birthday, christmas, second tuesday of every month, when its raining, when its sunny etc ....

 

[raysalaugh]

Being an old romantic I thought I'd really spoil my wife this Valentines Day.



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Could come in useful for mopping blood up.

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[Gellyneck]

Being an old romantic I thought I'd really spoil my wife this Valentines Day.



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A TWIN pack!

You're really pushing the boat out expecting a "romantic" night!

 

[The Coops]

Bugger, the two gallons of emulsion and rollers may have to go back!

 

[golly]

Swmbo asked for an animal skin coat -------------------- so I got her a donkey jacket

 

[Coolcats]

Guys you have it wrong…you should ensure every day is a Valentine’s Day you can’t ever go wrong and never have to buy something special one day a year

 

[The Wino]

Guys you have it wrong…you should ensure every day is a Valentine’s Day you can’t ever go wrong and never have to buy something special one day a year

Creep!

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[BobJayne]

 

[Plumb]

A TWIN pack!

You're really pushing the boat out expecting a "romantic" night!

Nah I think he should cancel the viagra !

 

[Tiger Bear]

A TWIN pack!

You're really pushing the boat out expecting a "romantic" night!

On his own, I reckon!

 

[BouncyBoatFolk]

What, no Marigolds,tight wad.
Mike.