Serious toilet post. Don’t look if easily 🤢

[Just smiffy]

You’ve got to be in a serious way to get to this…

And be a right w****r not to clean it up..

 

[Silver-Fox]

Certain people from certain backgrounds have been known to stand on the bowl to drop one.

Just saying.

 

[Just smiffy]

Certain people from certain backgrounds have been known to stand on the bowl to drop one.

Just saying.

Well that counts me out..

 

[Landy Andy]

Yep. That’ll be a bowl stander.

 

[Winger]

Certain people from certain backgrounds have been known to stand on the bowl to drop one.

Just saying.

Yes I encounter this on a weekly basis in a car auction yard that I work in. Vile!

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[suavecarve]

Is that not a Jackson Pollock ?

 

[golly]

Shatter splatter

 

[DBK]

You’ve got to be in a serious way to get to this…

And be a right w****r not to clean it up..

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At least the toilet brush is the right colour.

 

[Silver-Fox]

Well that counts me out..

I’m lost for words and that’s unusual as you know

 

[PaulW2]

I remember one of those squatting over the hole toilets in France where as far as one could tell someone had simply exploded.

Like one of those nuclear explosion negatives. You could see the clean blast radius where the legs got in the way but then just vapour. On the walls, the floor…

And many offices have a phantom shitter.

Strange things, people.

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[shawn&emma]

I’ve been a warden on various sites over the last 15 years and that’s not unusual and it’s not that uncommon to find someone’s taken a dump in a shower cubicle, I’m talking 5 star sites and adults only sites, the standard answer comes back that it must have been kids…..

 

[shawn&emma]

Hope Northernraider isn’t adverse to a bit of crap if he’s interested in taking up a warden role.

 

[poppycamper]

the standard answer comes back that it must have been kids…..

Some adults 'ARE' kids!!

 

[Landy Andy]

I remember one of those squatting over the hole toilets in France where as far as one could tell someone had simply exploded.

I wonder what state their shoes were after ???

 

[Northernraider]

Hope Northernraider isn’t adverse to a bit of crap if he’s interested in taking up a warden role.

I have 4 dogs

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[BouncyBoatFolk]

Pebble dashed the wall as well, blunderbuss @rse.
Mike.

 

[daveclare]

They need one of these signs.

 

[Just smiffy]

I just find it unexplainable that someone can leave a toilet like that, not that have I been unfortunate enough to get a toilet in that condition but if I did there would be someone outside the door waiting to go in with my luck…

I would die of shame if I had to leave it like that…

 

[Just smiffy]

And my heart and sadness goes out to the cleaners in the morning…

 

[Northernraider]

And my heart and sadness goes out to the cleaners in the morning…

that's probably not been cleaned this month lol.

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[Just smiffy]

that's probably not been cleaned this month lol.

It’s fresh…. I had a good nosy at the bogs earlier… one of my quirks when I get on a site is to check which bog I can get in..

 

[Googlebot]

3 times at work someone has dropped a turd on the floor and left it, all in the women’s toilet.

I often wonder, did they squat, drop it out their pants, into their hand then flung on the floor?

The mind boggles.

Search Google for woman poops after nightclub if you’re brave enough. There are many others.

It seems pooping in weird ways is more popular than you think.

 

[PP Bear]

My friend popped into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet, which the barman said fine. When he came out he ordered a drink and some crisps and sat down.

Barman then came over really irate and asked him about the mess in the gents toilet, as there was poo up the walls, over the floor and door and even the ceiling. My mate said he was really sorry about that but he couldn’t help himself as he took salts. Furious barman said he took liver salts and never had a problem, so what salts did he take. He told him straight……….somersault

 

[Minxy]

It’s fresh…. I had a good nosy at the bogs earlier… one of my quirks when I get on a site is to check which bog I can get in..

Trainspotting?

 

[Littlewheels]

Back in the day when Telephone boxes were everywhere l was doing a show at Blackpool and came out of the theatre to make a phone call, l opened the door and started entering when l saw that some inhuman cretting had climbed up and Shat all over the actual telephone. It’s Thirty years ago and never forgot. The human race never fails to disgrace itself.

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[sueandjohn]

And this is serious
A “not very convenient” sign in the “conveniences

You’ve got one job

 

[Rollingwheels]

Might be worth asking the guy on the other thread who was taking Plenvu

 

[Minxy]

And this is serious
A “not very convenient” sign in the “conveniences

You’ve got one job



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Trouble is that it gets nicked. We met a couple who openly admitted nicking several packs of toilet tissues, the easy biodegradable stuff, from a Spanish campsite, he seemed to do it all the time as never had to buy toilet tissues. If several people do this then it wouldn't take long to run out!

 

[The Coops]

Just be thankful that its not been spread on the walls and floor as well yep dirty protest time , some poor bugger ( me or thee ) has to clean it up.

 

[carolyn]

People will steal anything. Our surgery was small and people would steal loo rolls, changing mats, potties. The girls could usually spot the pattern with loo rolls! That was easy to sort with those damn dispensers but they’re a devil for the elderly and/or people with arthritic fingers. We gave up providing a potty and obviously the wall changing mats came in.

The mess people make in loos , obviously the poo is extreme but even my gym which is a nice Nuffield one, toilet paper and sanitary towels etc on the floor. Pee on seats. Not occasionally but almost every day. This week a lump of chewed gum stuck on the shower controls! We have a great team of cleaners there.

I’m off on a rant again, I need, a holiday, only 3 weeks to go!

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