Secret wax with secret instructions!

[Spriddler]

I've just received 500g (£37.90) of Secret Blend Nano-Scale Tungsten Disulphide Chain Wax..........

The Instructions for Use don't give much away either........

 

[David and Sally]

Remember the days of boiling a chain in a tin over a hob. Happy Days!!

 

[pappajohn]

Have you scanned the QR code.
It may reveal the secret instructions.

 

[Brains]

I've just received 500kg ( £37.90) of Secret Blend Nano-Scale Tungsten Disulphide Chain Wax..........

Blimey!
What are you going to do with half a tonne of the stuff ?
Or is that a secret as well !

 

[Thornebt]

My daughter's partner does his push bike chains in a slow cooker using some sort of wax lubricant.

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[Just smiffy]

My Brazilian does a Brazilian with wax….

 

[Wh05apk]

Remember the days of boiling a chain in a tin over a hob. Happy Days!!

Remember knocking a full tin off a little camp stove over my dad's nice clean garage floor once

 

[Twoleftfeet]

Can also be used once it turns black to touch up grey hair

 

[PP Bear]

My Brazilian does a Brazilian with wax….

Exactly how many is a Brazilian

 

[Spriddler]

Blimey!
What are you going to do with half a tonne of the stuff ?
Or is that a secret as well !

Ooops, now edited to 500g. !!!!

Have you scanned the QR code.
It may reveal the secret instructions.

Ah, is that what QR codes are for? Anyway I don't have any device to scan QR codes and I'm not inclined to buy one just for that.

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[CAB96]

Take a better picture of it, I'm sure someone can scan it and post the link?

 

[Thornebt]

Ah, is that what QR codes are for? Anyway I don't have any device to scan QR codes and I'm not inclined to buy one just for that.

Isn't there a website above the QR code?

 

[Thornebt]

Ah, is that what QR codes are for? Anyway I don't have any device to scan QR codes and I'm not inclined to buy one just for that.

Duplicate. Deleted.

 

[Cush]

The QR code takes me to the silica website where there is a link to a video called “cleaning the chain”

 

[Newfie]

Type in the link just above the QR code it should do the same thing

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[MrPG]

I clean race chains in a cheap ultrasonic jewellery cleaner with Gunk or similar.
Then place the chain in a bucket and pour over a kettle of boiling water. This will clear the chain of the residual cleaner.
Repeat if it’s a used chain.
Then wax in a slow cooker.

 

[funflair]

Secret Chain Blend

Save 30% over the next best option and up to 8w from other lube. Get the cleanest and most efficient treatment for your chain to get up to 25,000km on a chain

silca.cc

This is where the QR code send you to, don’t know if it will work though,

 

[Minxy]

My Brazilian does a Brazilian with wax….

Didn't know you were into that chuck ... be careful moving around though now you've lost your bristle grip!

 

[Ridgeway]

For my road bikes and TT bikes i wax the chains, usually around every 1000km. Have been doing it for about 4yrs now and have always used Silca as above.

The best videos for cleaning and the wax application process are the GCN ones, very clear and you’ll quickly see that the cleaning process like most prep is the actual work, applying the wax itself is the easiest part. The good news is that applying for a second time mean no need to clean the chain again, just re-wax.

 

[Ridgeway]

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[dazandandrea]

Been looking at my bike all day . Cant see where to use that stuff.

 

[Ridgeway]

Been looking at my bike all day . Cant see where to use that stuff.

On the chain, it replaces the need for oil.

 

[pappajohn]

Ooops, now edited to 500g. !!!!





Ah, is that what QR codes are for? Anyway I don't have any device to scan QR codes and I'm not inclined to buy one just for that.

Free app for your phone
Loads to choose from.

 

[Spriddler]

Free app for your phone
Loads to choose from.

Wot? I don't think so, with my 16 year old PAYG twenty quid phone.

 

[Just smiffy]

Exactly how many is a Brazilian

One is enough… trust me …..

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[Twoleftfeet]

Been looking at my bike all day . Cant see where to use that stuff.

You don't happen to be ridding a BMW?

 

[RM_Marine]

Wot? I don't think so, with my 16 year old PAYG twenty quid phone.

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My wife asked if you where a drug dealer with or if that was your burner phone

 

[jockaneezer]

An old mate of mine used to do a bit of windsurfing where you have to "wax" the upper surface of the board to stop you slipping off. He was recommended to buy some "Dr Zog's Sex Wax" and the instructions suggested "place somewhere warm before use" He decided to put it on top of his old crt television which got quite warm in use.
His elderly parents came by for a visit and his Dad grabbed him by his arm, taking him to one side saying "Do you think you could move that stuff off the telly before you Mum sees it !"

 

[dazandandrea]

On the chain, it replaces the need for oil.

I must be thicker than i look .
Shaftdrive.
Was a subtle attempt at a joke.

 

[BouncyBoatFolk]

Remember the days of boiling a chain in a tin over a hob. Happy Days!!

Unhappy misses, " is that a bl@@dy chain again on my cooker top"?

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