Always good to strike up a conversation...tell them a joke...I've got one...Tell them this...Yes, But all l got was don’t worry and of course the Policia etc say nothing just have a mean look on their faces
"There were these two gay Spanish Cops...they went into a bar and ordered...Ouch, Ouch... don't hit me I've not finished...ouch that hurts... Didn't give me chance to finish...my word these handcuffs are tight...watch what ya doing with that batton....,