AUCTION ROLL UP, ROLL UP , lower rung sanitation side swipe bowel towel. Very rare and offers invited

[Cliffdale]

Extremely rare, limited edition and one time offer. Device guaranteed new and unused.

Starting bid £100.

Terms and conditions

Buyer can withdraw at any time if they get a better offer.

Place your maximum bid now to secure.

 

[Boringfrog]

What's the length?

 

[Minxy]

You've got me all excited now ... it looks like 3-ply!!!!

 

[Cliffdale]

What's the length?

I believe its 20 dumpsters long, but not certain unless I test it first.

 

[Vipar]

Is it recyclable?

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[Cliffdale]

You've got me all excited now ... it looks like 3-ply!!!!

Well you got it sussed. Like my man size tissues, you can split them into 3 separate parts and so triple your experience.

 

[Cliffdale]

Is it recyclable?

Man Ure do a good collection service. Its also good for roses, i understand.

 

[Neckender]

I’ve got some second hand bog paper only used once that you can have at half price, pick up only.

John.

 

[dabhand]

 

[webby1]

Can I see the face of (fill in your prefered person) in that left hand corner?????????

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[Vikdikdok]

In case of a no toilet paper scenario - gently rip the wallpaper off the wall and cut into squares . . . (We're good for a month or two ?

 

[Floydster]

Have you got one in Blue?

 

[Minxy]

In case of a no toilet paper scenario - gently rip the wallpaper off the wall and cut into squares . . . (We're good for a month or two ?

... I've got LOADS in the attic which I can use* plus today we've been sorting out stuff in the wardrobes, cupboards etc in a couple of bedrooms and found a load of paper napkins!

* except the woodchip!

 

[pappajohn]

We'll be OK, I have four rolls of fibreglass loft insulation in the garage.
Just tear off what you need.

(believe me, I know the end result of using this stuff)

 

[Floydster]

Whatever possessed you to wipe yer arris with fibreglass insulation?

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[Minxy]

We'll be OK, I have four rolls of fibreglass loft insulation in the garage.
Just tear off what you need.

(believe me, I know the end result of using this stuff)

end result ... prickly heat?

 

[Lucky one]

thanks guys thats got my day off to a good start. I think the humour on this site will be of great importance over the forseeable future. ???

 

[Caggsie1]

Soz, not my colour.

 

[simsy56]

Bugger!....I have just ordered one on-line!

Craig

 

[Cliffdale]

Have you got one in Blue?

I could dip it in some Elson blue. The extra formaldehyde will work wonders, killing all bacteria and everything else it touches. I wouldn't advise the dip if you are pregnant or over 70 though.

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