Jim
Ringleader
Another show season has come and gone! I've trudged around most of them, poked around hundreds of vans, and subjected my wallet to imaginary spending sprees. In the past I've owned it all; from behemoth RVs with two 12ft slide outs to dinky 6m A-Class Hymers. I know what I like.
A few years ago we transitioned, (as many of you will) to the panel van conversion. And it's these that I've been giving much of my attention too. And honestly, I love them. I'm about to write an article on why I think everyone should own one..
But before I start waxing lyrical, I've been looking at my photos and I need to address two design sins that motorhome manufacturers seem hell-bent on committing. Seriously, it's like they're copying each other's homework. badly. So, dear motorhome makers, stop this now.
Massive Skylights Over the Cab: Who Thought This Was a Good Idea?
Who are these designers who think a skylight above the cab seats in a PVC is a must-have? Have they ever spent time in a motorhome?
They turn your van into a sauna in the summer and a walk-in freezer in the winter. Enjoy those extremes, do you?
They can be noisy and Oh, you didn't want that perfect overcab cupboard, did you? Of course not! Who needs useful storage when you can have a sunroof trying 12 hours a day to give you cancer.
The cab area has a massive windscreen, with a skylight it's bright enough to double as a tanning salon! We don't need more light up there. And you lose that wide overcab man-locker that holds plenty of good gadgets, gaffa and string. Seriously, stop it.
Rising Roofs: Just... No!
Stop it with the rising roof. (Haven't you noticed they are not selling) People who own panel vans tour as singles or couples, and don't want to climb ladders to go to bed. Those beds up top are good for kids, but the van does not have payload or storage for kids. Sorry, kids, the bikes stay home. No Ball and I said just one pair of shoes! Panel vans are for adults, such as shame that these rising roof vans are not designed by them.
/Rant over
Anything you want them to stop?
A few years ago we transitioned, (as many of you will) to the panel van conversion. And it's these that I've been giving much of my attention too. And honestly, I love them. I'm about to write an article on why I think everyone should own one..
But before I start waxing lyrical, I've been looking at my photos and I need to address two design sins that motorhome manufacturers seem hell-bent on committing. Seriously, it's like they're copying each other's homework. badly. So, dear motorhome makers, stop this now.
Massive Skylights Over the Cab: Who Thought This Was a Good Idea?
Who are these designers who think a skylight above the cab seats in a PVC is a must-have? Have they ever spent time in a motorhome?
They turn your van into a sauna in the summer and a walk-in freezer in the winter. Enjoy those extremes, do you?
They can be noisy and Oh, you didn't want that perfect overcab cupboard, did you? Of course not! Who needs useful storage when you can have a sunroof trying 12 hours a day to give you cancer.
The cab area has a massive windscreen, with a skylight it's bright enough to double as a tanning salon! We don't need more light up there. And you lose that wide overcab man-locker that holds plenty of good gadgets, gaffa and string. Seriously, stop it.
Rising Roofs: Just... No!
Stop it with the rising roof. (Haven't you noticed they are not selling) People who own panel vans tour as singles or couples, and don't want to climb ladders to go to bed. Those beds up top are good for kids, but the van does not have payload or storage for kids. Sorry, kids, the bikes stay home. No Ball and I said just one pair of shoes! Panel vans are for adults, such as shame that these rising roof vans are not designed by them.
/Rant over
Anything you want them to stop?
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