- Dec 24, 2014
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Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went out yesterday and has not come home...
Police Sergeant:
What is her height?
Husband:
Ah, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Colour of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think.
Sergeant:
Colour of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been jeans, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of vehicle did she go in?
Husband:
She took my motorbike
Sergeant:
What kind of motorbike was it?
Husband: (sobbing)
A 2017 Kawasaki ER6. Polished stainless shorty front mudguard. Stainless spoked wheels with sealed bearing conversion, fitted with 17/2.25 Anlas white walls. Chrome bullet dust caps. Black EBR stiffened front forks. 260mm black and chrome adjustable MKX rear shocks with chrome domed nuts top and bottom. Black banana seat with ER6 printed along the back. Chrome ape hanger handlebars with Magura black levers, black grips, PXP quick action throttle. Race modified barrel and high compression pistons, case matched to the engine block. NSK bearings. HPI 2-ten fully electronic 12V ignition conversion. Dellorto 28mm PHBG carb with 95 main jet with local twist choke. 28mm Homoet P4 PSR exhaust. Top Racing E50 billet crank. Lightened straight cut geared clutch bell with sintered bush and HK Kevlar Race Clutch unit...
My wife is missing.
She went out yesterday and has not come home...
Police Sergeant:
What is her height?
Husband:
Ah, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Colour of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think.
Sergeant:
Colour of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been jeans, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of vehicle did she go in?
Husband:
She took my motorbike
Sergeant:
What kind of motorbike was it?
Husband: (sobbing)
A 2017 Kawasaki ER6. Polished stainless shorty front mudguard. Stainless spoked wheels with sealed bearing conversion, fitted with 17/2.25 Anlas white walls. Chrome bullet dust caps. Black EBR stiffened front forks. 260mm black and chrome adjustable MKX rear shocks with chrome domed nuts top and bottom. Black banana seat with ER6 printed along the back. Chrome ape hanger handlebars with Magura black levers, black grips, PXP quick action throttle. Race modified barrel and high compression pistons, case matched to the engine block. NSK bearings. HPI 2-ten fully electronic 12V ignition conversion. Dellorto 28mm PHBG carb with 95 main jet with local twist choke. 28mm Homoet P4 PSR exhaust. Top Racing E50 billet crank. Lightened straight cut geared clutch bell with sintered bush and HK Kevlar Race Clutch unit...
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