Help I've been champered at Stratford

[haganap]

There we were , Nikki and I walking around marvelling at what an nice night it was when, it happened.

A little knock on the window from champers van and that little wave of come in come in, then that was that, several hours later I was abducted by the cider man and the stitch ups billy bunted now known as loose cannon and held in the party tent until the early hours. They refused to let us out until we had been completely poisoned and left for the rats.

Somehow Nikki and I managed to escape the tent at about 12-30 and crawl the 200 meters back to the safety of our van,,,,

I now know the secret of all this,

They were joined in their kidnap by taran lass,

They are all of welsh decent,

Be warned,

 

[Forestboy]

Ha Ha we know the feeling they've caught us twice and had help from Taran Lass as well. You were lucky to get out they're always on the look out for innocent unsuspecting English victims

 

[jonandshell]

We remember being Champered too.......... we think!

 

[hilldweller]

>> Help I've been champered

Yes.

It's even more dangerous then Legionaries Disease. Few recover. Those that do are never the same again.

 

[champers]

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[haganap]

I understand that the plot thickens, even as late as last evening working in a pincer movement they champers the sherrif and Taran lass managed to operate a pincer movement and trap the glorious leader and his poor innocent tea total wife. Once there they were immediately set upon and had bottles of port forcibly poured down their necks,,,,

I hear that we are lucky that they are still alive and escaped only loosing 2 days and the motorhome police are now actively looking for 2 big Welshman accompanied by a loverly soft speaking welsh lady.

One of the Welshman is known to entice people with cooking fab meals before setting on them....

I will post pictures as soon as I have them.... They were last seen heading for Shrewsbury.

 

[hilldweller]

working in a pincer movement they champers the sherrif and Taran lass managed to operate a pincer movement and trap

They have lots of practice on sheep of course.

 

[Taran_Las]

Hilldweller,

You don't know how lucky you and your good lady were last week when you escaped from my van relatively sober.


Note to self:

Must try harderoh:

 

[hilldweller]

Hilldweller,

You don't know how lucky you and your good lady were last week when you escaped from my van relatively sober.


Note to self:

Must try harderoh:

I found begging you not to open bottles very demeaning. Though I did have a cunning plan, an empty hot water bottle stuffed down my trousers.

 

[Taran_Las]

I found begging you not to open bottles [HI]very demeaning[/HI]. Though I did have a cunning plan, an empty hot water bottle stuffed down my trousers.

I apologise if you find my hospitality demeaning. It wont happen again.

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