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You're visiting the wrong places. At this moment we're on Smeetons Lakes site at Newark. It's a huge site yet has all the good things you mention and none of the bad.
Well, you’ve just kyboshed that then, now it’s on the radar
Actually the site I mentioned was Smedmore House Kimmeridge which I love, but not wreathed in smoke, accompanied by someone trying to impress everyone else in ear shot with their overly loud phone calls and radios etc.
I forgot to mention the latest torture...
I found my perfect site about a month ago, just an hour’s drive from home, lots of beautiful walks from site, lovely private owner, no facilities, really quiet and immaculately kept and absolutely tons of room. I had about four days of bliss and recuperation here when all of a sudden, a noise like a dentist’s drill suddenly erupted. I could not source it, it seemed to come from everywhere, and then I realised what it was.
A sodding drone! It whizzed about for about fifteen minutes here there everywhere like robotic wasp. These things are coming down in price and will be everywhere before we know it, perfect for arsholes to disrupt the unsuspecting.
In fact, I think that may have been the last straw for me, I think I realised in that moment that the days of peace and quiet are probably gone forever now. There will always be some prick with a bit of tech that can screw it up, you know like a jet ski up a quiet stretch of river. Nobody seems to value the precious environment the countryside is anymore, certainly not the lycra clad extreme off road mountain bike idiots that suddenly thundered past us on the private farm track at Damage Barton a few months back, big sweaty blokes smothered in extremeness.
Christ knows how they got onto it.
It's all changed so much over the recent past, all the brochures illustrate the image of getting away to wild quiet spots and the gentle freedom etc. The reality is most places will soon become like hysterical travellers camps at the current rate of decline, full of door slamming white stealth vans.
Also, can someone explain why people throw bags of dogshit to dangle in trees and bushes??
Happy little bunny ain't I