Gas inverse pressure - laws of physics

[MisterB]

Did you know that according to the ''law of gas inverse pressure', that if you put your testicle over the top of an empty beer bottle and gradually applied heat to the bottom of the bottle using one those lighters you use for igniting gas on your barbeque, it will reduce the pressure inside the bottle and your testicle will be compressed and eventually sucked into the bottle ....?

And if you did know, do you know how to reverse the process as it's getting quite urgent now .....

 

[Figaro]

I take it you're asking for a friend ?

 

[andy63]

I think its "sods law " says that once you have one testicle in the bottle the other one will join it...
Then I'm afraid the only solution is to resort to a large lump hammer and hope for the best ..
Good luck...

 

[AndyPK]

I think its "sods law " says that once you have one testicle in the bottle the other one will join it...
Then I'm afraid the only solution is to resort to a large lump hammer and hope for the best ..
Good luck...

….by the way, the hammer is for the bottle…….!

 

[MisterB]

I think its "sods law " says that once you have one testicle in the bottle the other one will join it...
Then I'm afraid the only solution is to resort to a large lump hammer and hope for the best ..
Good luck...

Sods law or personal experience?

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[andy63]

Sods law or personal experience?

Well let's just say that as long as you can count to two...thats after you've used the hammer...you will know how successful...or not the outcome is...
Andy

 

[Jo662]

….by the way, the hammer is for the bottle…….!

you will break the bottle but not necessarily the rim at the top of the bottle!

 

[Tea Bag]

will break the bottle but not necessarily the rim at the top of the bottle!

Hi.
Is that whats meant by " An Eternity Ring ? "
Tea Bag.

 

[The Wino]

It's a certain cure for dry eye

 

[MisterB]

you will break the bottle but not necessarily the rim at the top of the bottle!

ah, so thats what rimming means .... i always wondered ...

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[Gellyneck]

Serious question!

Why do you need to remove the bottle?
Surely you can just tuck the whole lot into your trousers and head off to the dancing.
Guaranteed to get a lumber as the saying goes!

Wonder if that's where the saying "you've got a lot of bottle" comes from?

 

[63720]

Why not heat the bottle again thus reversing the law of inverse gas pressure.

 

[MisterB]

Why not heat the bottle again thus reversing the law of inverse gas pressure.

are you speaking from experience or just guessing ?

 

[63720]

are you speaking from experience or just guessing ?

No, advice from a friend.

 

[RandallC]

Did you know that according to the ''law of gas inverse pressure', that if you put your testicle over the top of an empty beer bottle and gradually applied heat to the bottom of the bottle using one those lighters you use for igniting gas on your barbeque, it will reduce the pressure inside the bottle and your testicle will be compressed and eventually sucked into the bottle ....?

And if you did know, do you know how to reverse the process as it's getting quite urgent now .....

Think you're actually referring the Charles's law.

And you therefore will need after heating the bottle remove the heat source and cool the bottle whilst presenting the "whatever" to the mouth of the bottle.

To extract same will require the "whatever to be effectively sealed against the outlet of the bottle ready for..... (Having done aforesaid), apply heat to the bottom of the bottle and .......

Really

Can we assume this is a joke or someone looking for a way back?

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[Stag man]

Think you're actually referring the Charles's law.

Or Boyle’s Law (the formula is a tad easier to remember when your boy-bits are stuck in a glass bottle, apparently)

 

[Jo662]

Hi.
Is that whats meant by " An Eternity Ring ? "
Tea Bag.

Ha ha is a new meaning for it!

 

[Conrad J]

Think you're on the wrong forum, mate. Never looked, but I expect there is at least one for masochists.

 

[The Wino]

Brings a whole new meaning to asking if someone is going to bottle it.

 

[Tea Bag]

if someone is going to bottle it.

Hi.
" Plum's Jammed ?"......
Tea Bag

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