Emptying your toilet cassette the German way.

[nicholsong]

I don't know what makes you think we all only stay on stinky laybys.
In over 10 years we have yet to stop overnight on a stinky layby mostly because laybys are just too noisy.
We stay overnight in beautifully remote spots such a picnic areas and country car parks.
You don't know what you are missing.

We only have one cassette and hardly ever have a problem legally emptying it every 3-4 days any where in the UK

This one is in Easingwold - we stayed overnight twice this year

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Is that the pic of the service point?

 

[Two Rivers]

The best place to have sent the photos along with the number plate was the German police, unlike here in the Uk, Germany police would have taken swift action

 

[Two on Tour]

The best place to have sent the photos along with the number plate was the German police, unlike here in the Uk, Germany police would have taken swift action

My understanding is that you need to legally gain permission to photograph an individual under German law, I could get in as much bother as he.

 

[Wildbill]

My understanding is that you need to legally gain permission to photograph an individual under German law, I could get in as much bother as he.

I am sure if you passed on the registration no of the vehicle thay would be happy to tack a statmen.
And trace the diver and possibly collect sum DNA evidence
Bill

 

[bobnick]

Send anon

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[jumartoo]

We are just coming into our last few weeks of three months away in Northern Spain. We've always planned to be at a place to dump and refill within 3 to 4 days of travel.

We don't fill our cassette with paper, we use a bin with a bag, and it's amazing how much that space that paper would take up in a cassette. It also makes emptying much easier as the rest of the contents dissolve and mix better

 

[Sapper520]

Well I can say, I know of thousands of people who have taken their shovel and headed into the woods in Germany.

I also know of large holes being dug for a communal toilet.

Most of the British Army was stationed in Germany at one time. We’d be out in the German countryside for up to 6 weeks at a time…….rarely being able to use a proper toilet.

I definitely don’t agree with what this guy appears to be doing, but I dug many a hole.

 

[Wildbill]

Well I can say, I know of thousands of people who have taken their shovel and headed into the woods in Germany.

I also know of large holes being dug for a communal toilet.

Most of the British Army was stationed in Germany at one time. We’d be out in the German countryside for up to 6 weeks at a time…….rarely being able to use a proper toilet.

I definitely don’t agree with what this guy appears to be doing, but I dug many a hole.

Shared a long drop row of holes cut in a plank if we were lucky with many a sapper
After a week on compo it went from a plop to a thud when it landed in the bottom of the hole
Bill

 

[Soycd]

The guy in the OP pic was wrong to do what he did. However, his actions pale into insignificance when we see what the water companies are currently inflicting on our coastal waters. It's a disgrace.

 

[Wildbill]

The guy in the OP pic was wrong to do what he did. However, his actions pale into insignificance when we see what the water companies are currently inflicting on our coastal waters. It's a disgrace.

Profits and share holders befor environment
Bill

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[nicholsong]

Shared a long drop row of holes cut in a plank if we were lucky with many a sapper
After a week on compo it went from a plop to a thud when it landed in the bottom of the hole
Bill

A 'plank'? You were lucky!

When we were out in the field it was a branch of a tree to rest your thighs on stick your a*se over the trench, and you were lucky if the latrine detail had got rid of the slinters.

[After the 4 Yorkshiremen sketch]

 

[Wildbill]

A 'plank'? You were lucky!

When we were out in the field it was a branch of a tree to rest your thighs on stick your a*se over the trench, and you were lucky if the latrine detail had got rid of the slinters.

[After the 4 Yorkshiremen sketch]

We were sappers adapt modify and over come we even had Barr's to bite on after two weeks on compo
Bill

 

[nicholsong]

We were sappers adapt modify and over come we even had Barr's to bite on after two weeks on compo
Bill

Then I would expect Sappers to knock up latrine huts in no time - or bribe the Logistic Corps to drop off some portaloos

 

[Sapper520]

Portaloo’s?

Now there’s posh.

 

[Wildbill]

Then I would expect Sappers to knock up latrine huts in no time - or bribe the Logistic Corps to drop off some portaloos

Portaloos what are Thea's you talk of in the 70s
Bill

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[Captain Birdseye]

Parked up on the banks of the Mosel at Lieser, when the dirty German's across from us decides to empty their toilet cassette in the undergrowth on the river bank !!!

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Must be a lorry driver.
Here in the UK when we walk out dog on the grassy areas of motorway services there is often toilet paper and worse in the bushes.
If you walk across the lorry parking area there is usually an awful smell or urine.

 

[Speve]

If you worked in the building industry in 60/70s you would have used the bog with a bit of 2 x 2 sawn as a seat and stuck your arse over a hole in the ground most building sites had them, I even remember a labourer who saw the misery guts foreman go in one day so he drove the dumper up to it and tipped the bog on its side with said foreman falling out of the door with his trousers downwe did laugh and the labourer got the sack

 

[ghiaguy]

Parked up on the banks of the Mosel at Lieser, when the dirty German's across from us decides to empty their toilet cassette in the undergrowth on the river bank !!!

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Just like the British wild camping in portugal emptying there bottoms in the sea. I kid you not.

 

[gus-lopez]

You can’t even wash your car outside your home in Germany, think it’s something to do with chemicals getting into the water system.

No that is the same in spain & why there are sttandalone carwash facilities.
In Germany any type of spillage involving chemicals or oil /water from a motor vehicle is notifiable to the environmental health for cleaning & containing before you are allowed to leave or move .

 

[The general]

I dug many a hole.

First to be dug would be fire pit for cooking then a toilet pit . In NI where proper facilities a minimum we dug a pit filled it with stone and used a upside down traffic cone to use as an urinal happy days . .remember captain Oates ( I think I am correct ) told capt Scott when he left the tent , he maybe sometime ? Remember don’t eat yellow snow !

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[DaveHobson]

I don’t understand why you didn’t speak to him?

 

[Northernraider]

I don’t understand why you didn’t speak to him?

Nicht sprechen ze deutsch

 

[Two Rivers]

Not all German registered vehicles, ie trucks, motor homes are driven by Germans so to use the word dirty German was inappropriate

 

[Tombola]

Not all German registered vehicles, ie trucks, motor homes are driven by Germans so to use the word dirty German was inappropriate

did you not see the t shirt?

I am German, my name is Herman,
When my cassettes are full
I decide to share em

 

[Don Campbell]

Clearly not a true "German' wohnmobilist. I'd guess that the minimum penalty for doing this in Germany would be life in prison.

And you would be shot if you did it on a Sunday.

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[Soycd]

And you would be shot if you did it on a Sunday.

That goes for hanging out the washing, cutting the lawn and washing the car!

 

[iandsm]

I don’t understand why you didn’t speak to him?

I really cannot see the point of posting a photograph of the offending person without actually speaking to him. I'm sure, one if he didn't speak the same language the meaning would have been understood.

 

[Jaws]

As I said, I doubt he would have given a toss even if I had of done.

We are here for another couple of days, so I'll explain to him the error of his ways if he tries it again.

My German is awful at the best of times but something like

du schmutsiges niedriges Leben ( You dirty lowlife ) I suspect the spelling is wrong but that but he will DEF get the meaning

 

[Northernraider]

HALT shwienhund! Du ist Ein dumbkopf . Was en himmel ist du feckin daen.

Would have done perfectly

 

[Gaston aires]

I have been on many German stellplatz for days now, I have only seen exemplary behaviour. Clean, tidy, and friendly. That picture was a one off situation and we get that sort of scum in the U.K. and in every other country.
Phil upmecassette

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