Do you?

[gus-lopez]

That’s probably because it’s between €0.70-€1.00 to spend a penny over there

similar in Germany but you get 50c ticket back to spend in the shop/restaurant

 

[Carol]

You wanted equality!

Who said

 

[Lenny HB]

No, only when people ARE looking

Are you French?

 

[deleted79651]

Who said

A lady, so it must be right ... 'cos men are always wrong

Steve

 

[NicandJay]

We are members of a 'Third Age Group' in our 4 village commune in France, and one of the activities is the monthly walk out into the local countryside. Any bashfulness about peeing disappeared very quickly, and, [drum roll ...] to avoid drawing attention to myself, I have developed the [questionable] skill of being able to pee whilst continuing to walk ... Thinking of making into my Party Trick instead of reciting 'Albert & The Lion' ...

Steve

Yes I too acquired that skill many years ago... taught by a school friend who went off to sea in the RN. Was often used on the long walk home from the pub when stopping by a wall would draw more attention from the curtain twitches. Really had to concentrate sometimes to avoid wet legs

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[deleted79651]

Yes I too acquired that skill many years ago... taught by a school friend who went off to sea in the RN. Was often used on the long walk home from the pub when stopping by a wall would draw more attention from the curtain twitches. Really had to concentrate sometimes to avoid wet legs

Practice makes perfect! I developed the 'skill', if such it is, some 3 years ago after a couple of pulmonary embolisms. My medication caused me to pee in copious quantities and with monotonous regularity so I had the choice of not venturing out or of developing a discreet way of peeing without getting arrested.

Steve

 

[jockaneezer]

A stingy farmer I knew was famed for his advice to his employees, "P1$$ while you're walking and $41t in your own time !"

 

[Two on Tour]

I might behind some one else’s van.

We had this French cretin start having a piss behind our van when we were in Angouleme a few years back.
Not a nice view out of our van window when you are eating breakfast.
I told him to bugger off, so he went across to some poor sod's car and piss on their rear wheel.

 

[dash300]

These childish bizzare posts appear on all forums now and again and one has to wonder what exactly the OP is trying to achieve by such a posting!

 

[Clarky]

These childish bizzare posts appear on all forums now and again and one has to wonder what exactly the OP is trying to achieve by such a posting!

Have you noted the name of the forum?
It's called Fun for a reason.
We have a laugh now and again.

Richard.

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[Lenny HB]

We had this French cretin start having a piss behind our van when we were in Angouleme a few years back.
Not a nice view out of our van window when you are eating breakfast.
I told him to bugger off, so he went across to some poor sod's car and piss on their rear wheel.

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Not as bad as when we were eating lunch in our van in a layby just outside Dieppe Frence bloke pulls up and proceeds to have a crap right in front of us wipes his bum throws the tissue down, he was right next to a waste bin.

 

[deleted79651]

Not as bad as when we were eating lunch in our van in a layby just outside Dieppe Frence bloke pulls up and proceeds to have a crap right in front of us wipes his bum throws the tissue down, he was right next to a waste bin.

There's an Officer Crabtree, 'Allo, 'Allo speech there .. 'I was pissing outside your vane ...'

Steve

 

[Billylyne5]

While away last week, I took the dog out for her evening constitutional, I was wearing a head torch, heard a noise looked round and spotlighted the lady from the van opposite sat on her portaportti which was located next to their v small Honda camper. The toilet block was 50m away so people clearly do chose to take a pee in the open even with a loo

 

[bigtree]

Other.

 

[deleted79651]

While away last week, I took the dog out for her evening constitutional, I was wearing a head torch, heard a noise looked round and spotlighted the lady from the van opposite sat on her portaportti which was located next to their v small Honda camper. The toilet block was 50m away so people clearly do chose to take a pee in the open even with a loo

She could have been using the portapotti as a seat whilst she had a fag, not wanting to smoke inside the van ... Or she could have been desperate, or an exhibitionist, and making enquiries may have proved indelicate ...

Steve

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[Minxy]

It's what I do when I'm going to hide in the woods for a few nights.

I didn't explain that very well, yes I do pee outside when I go off for a few nights in the woods to save on the cassette.

It's a good job you explained what you meant, I thought you were either hiding from your better half or from the husband of your bit on the side!

 

[Minxy]

I totally get that if wilding but if your on an aire with an elsan point…would you?

You been spying on some French neighbours?

 

[RobbyMClark]

Not as bad as when we were eating lunch in our van in a layby just outside Dieppe Frence bloke pulls up and proceeds to have a crap right in front of us wipes his bum throws the tissue down, he was right next to a waste bin.

Pity there is no puke emoji on the like button.
Think this may be a reason for Chris not being a fan of them.

 

[Marauder]

Do you pee behind your van when you think no one is looking?

Rather indelicate here . . .

I will only say that I DO avoid peeing into my toilet cassette, because:

1) It gets full much faster, and emptying then becomes a problem while offgrid (which is always for me)

2) Mixing the liquid with the solids results in much worse odours. Many composting toilets try to keep the two separate, because uric acid prevents the solids from degrading naturally. I know this because Mountain Bothies Association has been delving into this area for a while now.

Corrour Bothy in the Lairig Grhu has had a raised outside loo built onto the end of the building. Solids fall into 1 of 3 cubic metre builders bags. These are rotated by volunteers and (odour free) full bags are removed by helicopter. This only possible because the uric is separated at source.

All this because explosion of internet and s.media publicity resulted in overuse of Bothies, in much the same way as NC500 nightmare.

Steve

 

[irnbru]

These childish bizzare posts appear on all forums now and again and one has to wonder what exactly the OP is trying to achieve by such a posting!

On the forum there is an ignore thread button you can press

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[carolyn]

I wonder if any other ladies have tried those “she wees” supposed to be for festivals and when out walking . I did order one and tried it at home, what a laugh, I have never been more grateful for my “camel bladder”! Mind you I did buy the cheap version obviously.

 

[Two on Tour]

I wonder if any other ladies have tried those “she wees” supposed to be for festivals and when out walking . I did order one and tried it at home, what a laugh, I have never been more grateful for my “camel bladder”! Mind you I did buy the cheap version obviously.

I thought a “camel bladder” was a water container for drinking from.

 

[Flairy]

The french do

 

[Chris]

The french do

They do indeed.

I was on a municipal site in Tours a few years back and a French guy went for a pi$$ right next to his van.

The toilet block was all of 50 yards away

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

Mrs CC is very careful now if she gets caught short.
Few years back walking our 2 Jack Russell’s around Chichester harbour where we use to live she felt the urge.

She looked around and all clear so started to go and that 2 pups must have thought it was play time and jumped on her unfortunately this resulted in her rolling down the embankment she had been walking along with her trousers around her ankles

Luckily (for them) no one about to see her

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[Shrimp]

I’m a lady……I think!
I did pee once behind the car in a woodland car park because I was busting, Nick let the handbrake off and car rolled forward leaving me squatting there!

 

[carolyn]

Mrs CC is very careful now if she gets caught short.
Few years back walking our 2 Jack Russell’s around Chichester harbour where we use to live she felt the urge.

She looked around and all clear so started to go and that 2 pups must have thought it was play time and jumped on her unfortunately this resulted in her rolling down the embankment she had been walking along with her trousers around her ankles

Luckily (for them) no one about to see her

Not as bad as when one of our sons was in South America and going up Machu Picchu, he had to use one of the holes in the ground and wasn’t feeling too good and lost his balance and fell back in it!!

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

Not as bad as when one of our sons was in South America and going up Machu Picchu, he had to use one of the holes in the ground and wasn’t feeling too good and lost his balance and fell back in it!!

 

[Rapido925M]

We have 2 cassettes but I prefer to keep only 1 in action. I also have 3x1 litre milk bottles which are stored in a plastic bag near the loo. If we are unlikely to have toilet emptying facilities for a while then I use the bottles and empty them discreetly at night on waste ground.

Gordon

 

[carolyn]

I think it’s put him in very good stead for his chosen career, he works with the homeless in London bless him! He has a heart of gold and has been doing it for nearly 3 years now, through all the Covid nightmare.

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