Disastrous situation

[DuxDeluxe]

Should I try the nearby C&CC electric bollard

Or a nice square edge on the neighbouring van?

 

[Boris7]

Should I try the nearby C&CC electric bollard

Can’t see why not, why they have bollards without a bottle opener is a mystery anyway.

 

[Kannon Fodda]

Or a nice square edge on the neighbouring van?

I’m already in the wardens bad books for arriving in the midst of their BBQ. Would be nice to stay here at least overnight.

 

[monzer]

 

[Kannon Fodda]

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If I don’t carry a spare opener or a Swiss Army Knife do you really think I’ll be packing a chainsaw

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[bigwood]

During my twelve years in the army I never owned a bottle opener. Our regimental belt buckle was made for opening bottles. The moto on it said twist to open.
Most of the fitters vehicles had a bottle opener fitted but one of our officers thought he would try and bring some culture to our crowd by bringing a bottle of wine. We left him to work out how he was going to get in it whilst we drank the beers.

 

[deleted79651]

What’s a Crap Bottle?

Like a toilet cassette, but for the outputs that are closer to liquid. Also needs a more accurate bomb aimer mechanism ...

Steve

 

[Andycap]

are you getting the shakes and cold sweats yet

 

[Kannon Fodda]

are you getting the shakes and cold sweats yet

I would hope I’m not that desperate…

but I have managed to shake my thirst with a handy jab of a screwdriver

 

[DuxDeluxe]

If I don’t carry a spare opener or a Swiss Army Knife do you really think I’ll be packing a chainsaw

Well….. you are into your “boys toys” but perhaps not that red about the neck though…

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[Jamesh]

Use a normal table knife ease the cap off bit by bit.

Never use a bottle opener wife had probably hidden it!!

Cheers James

 

[MattR]

If I don’t carry a spare opener or a Swiss Army Knife do you really think I’ll be packing a chainsaw

If you don't have a Swiss Army knife or a chainsaw, do you have a JCB or similar?

 

[BillyKontiki]

Twist it anti clockwise.

 

[Otter Spotter]

A real man can get the top off with his teeth go for it

Only if he still has his own teeth

 

[rod_vw]

Should I try the nearby C&CC electric bollard

Why not you have paid heavily to be there so use the facilities!

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[Kannon Fodda]

If you don't have a Swiss Army knife or a chainsaw, do you have a JCB or similar?

Having a JCB as a Toad would give the average site warden a heart attack

 

[Larrynwin]

Only if he still has his own teeth

Bought and paid for

 

[Kannon Fodda]

Why not you have paid heavily to be there so use the facilities!

Actually this C&CC site is less than £16 a night including ehu. I’ll be on a more expensive CL next weekend

 

[Clarky]

Teeth…………..if you have any left.

Richard.

 

[TM59]

Watched a South African guy open several one night in his eye socket. His party piece.

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[DuxDeluxe]

Just wondering what sort of person can actually break a bottle opener…. Chuck Norris perhaps…. Or indeed Rob, his protege

 

[DBK]

During my twelve years in the army I never owned a bottle opener. Our regimental belt buckle was made for opening bottles. The moto on it said twist to open.
Most of the fitters vehicles had a bottle opener fitted but one of our officers thought he would try and bring some culture to our crowd by bringing a bottle of wine. We left him to work out how he was going to get in it whilst we drank the beers.

I was in REME too.

 

[BillyKontiki]

Sticky Vicky would open it for you no problem whither you would want to drink it is another matter.

 

[John Barrett]

I was in REME too.

I was R.E. We made our own bottle openers...

 

[Chris]

Where there is a will, there is a way.

Force it open on a wooden or brick ledge or perhaps borrow a pair of flip flops my wife once bought me with a bottle opener in the sole.

In the future and to avoid issues, buy cans.

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[TM59]

Could sell you a new one. A little wood turning lately has produced some lighthouse openers.

 

[Silver-Fox]

Could sell you a new one. A little wood turning lately has produced some lighthouse openers.

Don’t they have door handles on a lighthouse then

 

[Silver-Fox]

You can also open bottles by using another bottle with a cap on.

This is done by inverting one bottle under the other and levering the caps together

 

[TM59]

Don’t they have door handles on a lighthouse then

?

 

[Silver-Fox]

?

You’ve made some lighthouse openers

I know I’ll get my coat

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