Rally Chat Declaration of Profit from Organising Rallies

Emmit

Emmit

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If its necessary for those muppets in Westminster to declare their financial dealings, we must be equally transparent.

When a Funster pays any sum of money for one of our rallies, we keep that money in a separate account.

I can declare that in the last 12months all that money, (and we did 5 rallies), earned interest and came to the magnificent sum of;

86p!
 
Emmit said:
If its necessary for those muppets in Westminster to declare their financial dealings, we must be equally transparent.

When a Funster pays any sum of money for one of our rallies, we keep that money in a separate account.

I can declare that in the last 12months all that money, (and we did 5 rallies), earned interest and came to the magnificent sum of;

86p!
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If it's kept in that account for 12months, you need to buy Premium Bonds but well done for making a profit! :giggle:
 
Don't spend it all at once
 
Emmit

Dear Beloved One Emmit, I am MisterB, i have access to a large amount of money but need your help to secure it, i am beseaching you to send me your profit so that i may access the legacy left to me, with peace and wishes MisterB
 
L' Hobo said:
If it's kept in that account for 12months, you need to buy Premium Bonds but well done for making a profit! :giggle:
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Good idea, except;
I already have Premium Bonds.
Mrs Emmit holds Premium Bonds.

If I bought Premium Bonds as a result of Funsters sending me money,
it would be a nightmare trying to make sure that a winning ticket was
a Funster ticket or an Emmit ticket.

I think I'll pass on that one.

I could go and play Bingo with that money. The adverts say, "Someone wins, every five minutes"
Thing is, How many lose every five minutes? They don't say on the advert.

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MisterB said:
Emmit

Dear Beloved One Emmit, I am MisterB, i have access to a large amount of money but need your help to secure it, i am beseaching you to send me your profit so that i may access the legacy left to me, with peace and wishes MisterB
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Please send to me a SAE (First Class) and I will by return, send you the money.
 
Surely it should be divided according to the number of rallies attended?
OR possibly the total number of nights attended?

Gordon
 
I always have a charity collection any profit (I wish) would go into that.

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Emmit said:
Good idea, except;
I already have Premium Bonds.
Mrs Emmit holds Premium Bonds.

If I bought Premium Bonds as a result of Funsters sending me money,
it would be a nightmare trying to make sure that a winning ticket was
a Funster ticket or an Emmit ticket.

I think I'll pass on that one.

I could go and play Bingo with that money. The adverts say, "Someone wins, every five minutes"
Thing is, How many lose every five minutes? They don't say on the advert.
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All PB's are numbered and if you get a win it shows the number that won, simples! 🤔
 
L' Hobo said:
All PB's are numbered and if you get a win it shows the number that won, simples! 🤔
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That's why ALL the money goes in a separate account.

If I put it into MY Premium Bond account, regardless of serial numbers, my money and the Funsters money would be in one account and just imagine if I won big?

Im not exposing my financial accounts to a Funster who 'suggested' it was Funster Premium Bond
 
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brysee said:
Maybe you could buy a pack of crisps put them in a bowl and pass them around at your next one
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I wish.
Don't think 86p would buy a bag big enough for 70ish attendees.

Oh! the problems of being a mega interest earner!

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I trust you paid TAX on your accumulated 89p interest.? :rofl:
 
Jimbohorlicks said:
I trust you paid TAX on your accumulated 89p interest.? :rofl:
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Do you know Jim, I don't think we've got anything else earning it.
1. Isn't there an allowance of, say £1000 a year interest before anyone pays tax
2. HMR&C say 'ignore anything under £1' in any calculations. 86p???
 
Emmit said:
If its necessary for those muppets in Westminster to declare their financial dealings, we must be equally transparent.

When a Funster pays any sum of money for one of our rallies, we keep that money in a separate account.

I can declare that in the last 12months all that money, (and we did 5 rallies), earned interest and came to the magnificent sum of;

86p!
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Not even enough for a chocolate orange :rofl:
 
On a more serious note. We ran a fun rally and all profit and donations from the meet went to a charity. They provided a receipt and thankyou letter that got published on the rally thread. As I recall we raised a few quid and being transparent with member's money is essential. 86p is not exactly profit in the great scheme of things
 
Diabalo said:
Did Nicola Sturgeon's lot audit the accounts?
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THAT'S IT!!! The search is on for the Funster's £100,000 motorhome that Emmit got £0.86 in change when he bought it.

If found I'll have the last two weeks in June please. :ROFLMAO: :LOL:

Cheers
Red.

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I think all rally organisers put any surplus into charity and publish the figures here. Emmit Derek has always supported Prostate Cancer and I am certain puts a lot of his personal donations in that direction. Even were he to pocket the 86p, he would still be many many times that figure down.
 

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