WANTED Campsite Warden

[eddie]

Hi We are looking for an assistant warden to help run Cornish Farm Touring Park in Taunton Somerset. One of our two existing wardens is retiring.

All the details of the campsite can be found here:- www.cornishfarm.com

The job does not provide an executive salary, but equally it doesn't doesn't provide for a stressful life, being more a lifestyle than a conventional job.

The assistant warden will get a hardstanding, electricity, water, parking and free WiFi and will work alongside our existing, experienced warden, so whilst no experience is necessary, the role will suit a handyman/woman that enjoys helping people rather than someone introvert that would worry about changing a light bulb.

We would rather employ the right person and help train them, than employ the wrong person with the right experience.

If you are interested please send in complete confidence a brief CV to lyn@vanbitz.com for further information about the position.

Please don't send me any PM's as I may not see them, and I am not involved in the position so wouldn't be able to answer any questions other than what I have been asked to post here.

Thanks and to any one interested, Good Luck

Eddie

 

[CWH]

@SGNV

 

[rangi]

Will I be allowed to wear me 1987 All Black Shirt?

 

[eddie]

Yes on your day off lol The rest of the time it is the 2003 England World Cup Winners shirts!

 

[signworks]

@Ockerron

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[Coverco]

I tried to book a couple of nights at your site yesterday but no one answered the phone, so good luck with finding someone

 

[eddie]

I tried to book a couple of nights at your site yesterday but no one answered the phone, so good luck with finding someone

Sorry about that, most of the bookings are done on line, although call divert should go through to a site mobile.

I have little to,do with the site, but will ask

Normally sat on the Kubota cutting the grass after a busy Bank Holiday weekend

 

[chesterfield hooligan]

Can I just say one of the best sites we have stayed at, very well kept. Yet another job i would have loved, I hope you find the right candidate.

 

[eddie]

Can I just say one of the best sites we have stayed at, very well kept. Yet another job i would have loved, I hope you find the right candidate.

Thank you

 

[rangi]

k Ed Me and @ShiftZZ wish to apply for the job 2 for 1 mate!

Not only that Ed, you will also get the Tilly the Wonder Dog and a colourful squad of Wardens eh?
Me in Black, Shifty in Red (Welsh Red) , Lorraine (Shiftys Squeeze) , and Maureen she wears Blue and White cause she was a Sheffield Wenesday supporter from way back when!

Deal ?

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[ShiftZZ]

k Ed Me and @ShiftZZ wish to apply for the job 2 for 1 mate!

Not only that Ed, you will also get the Tilly the Wonder Dog and a colourful squad of Wardens eh?
Me in Black, Shifty in Red (Welsh Red) , Lorraine (Shiftys Squeeze) , and Maureen she wears Blue and White cause she was a Sheffield Wenesday supporter from way back when!

Deal ?

Sounds like a fairy liquid bottle 'squeeze'..

I wonder what the pay would be like in deepest 'toe n ton'

 

[eddie]

Sounds like a fairy liquid bottle 'squeeze'..

I wonder what the pay would be like in deepest 'toe n ton'

We pay what people are worth

Next week we are having the Welsh rugby squad here for £20 a day!

That’s between them ypu’ll Understand

 

[Chris]

I would apply but I would be worried about racial bullying and abuse cos I’s Welsh.

 

[ShiftZZ]

We pay what people are worth

Next week we are having the Welsh rugby squad here for £20 a day!

That’s between them ypu’ll Understand

I know, they were due to appear at the Principality, but at as the WRU are short of money they got the 5th placed team in the 6N for a £10 and a bag of chips, mind you two of them never turned up, Cipriani and Ashton, on bail by all accounts... @Chris are you defending dumb and dumber

 

[Chris]

I know, they were due to appear at the Principality, but at as the WRU are short of money they got the 5th placed team in the 6N for a £10 and a bag of chips, mind you two of them never turned up, Cipriani and Ashton, on bail by all accounts... @Chris are you defending dumb and dumber

No I would refuse.

Were England really 5th in the 6N last year?

Oh Please! that’s embarassing

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[ShiftZZ]

No I would refuse.

Were England really 5th in the 6N last year?

Oh Please! that’s embarassing

Embarassing....

 

[Chris]

I think they are the new Italy

 

[RowleyBirkinQC]

I would apply but I would be worried about racial bullying and abuse cos I’s Welsh.

Really? Is Eddie not an equal opportunities non-discriminatory employer?

Besides, given your advancing years and coming from a minority ethnic/cultural group, as you are keen to keep reminding us, I’d have thought you’d have been used to that by now? Maybe the perks of the job will make up for it...

 

[ShiftZZ]

I would apply but I would be worried about racial bullying and abuse cos I’s Welsh.

Really? Is Eddie not an equal opportunities non-discriminatory employer?

Besides, given your advancing years and coming from a minority ethnic group, as you are keen to keep reminding us, I’d have thought you’d have been used to that by now? Maybe the perks of the job will make up for it...

Perks... Have you met Eddie? Bathchair, afternoon naps, deluded rugby views, and these are his best features... Do not ask about the 'wind' problem...

 

[ShiftZZ]

I think they are the new Italy

A bit of an insult to the Italians..

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[DuxDeluxe]

Perks... Have you met Eddie? Bathchair, afternoon naps, deluded rugby views, and these are his best features... Do not ask about the 'wind' problem...

He is only emulating you out of respect to the typical Welsh rugby supporter, Dave..........


.....and it was your bathchair that he borrowed

 

[ShiftZZ]

Just seen the JD, pay includes attendance allowance looking after Nobitz when the Boss has gone out to do her hair.