Anyone want a bottle opener? 😁

[Minxy]

He Janine ... Thinking on from your comment on the snow thread reminded me that I saw these in an Asia shop a couple of days ago... not seen any similarly themed corkscrews yet.

 

[Vikdikdok]

Pork sausages ?

 

[The Wino]

He Janine ... Thinking on from your comment on the snow thread reminded me that I saw these in an Asia shop a couple of days ago... not seen any similarly themed corkscrews yet.

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There's a corkscrew museum on a vineyard with an aire in sancerre with quite a few anatomical themed ones!

 

[The Wino]

Just looked it up it's actually just over the border in Chablis

The cellars - Domaine Alain Geoffroy Wines of Chablis

The cellars : Domaine Alain GEOFFROY is the perfect stopover for wine and Chablis lovers (Beine, Yonne 89, Burgundy).

www.chablis-geoffroy.com

 

[Northernraider]

The Spanish tourist shops are obsessed with appendage bottle openers . I bought one years ago in gran Canaria and told an ex partner it was a perfect dual purpose accessory.

She once said to me sarcastically when I'd asked her to do something " why don't I stick a broom up my arse and sweep floor while doing it" from that moment on my reply was no just stick that in instead and you can at least open a beer

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[WESTY66]

He Janine ... Thinking on from your comment on the snow thread reminded me that I saw these in an Asia shop a couple of days ago... not seen any similarly themed corkscrews yet.

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Wanna borrow my steps??

 

[Sandancers]

Could you combine the two functions of those items at the same time ?

 

[PaulW2]

Once you pop you just can't stop

 

[eddie]

 

[Brains]

The Spanish tourist shops are obsessed with appendage bottle openers . I bought one years ago in gran Canaria and told an ex partner it was a perfect dual purpose accessory.

She once said to me sarcastically when I'd asked her to do something " why don't I stick a broom up my arse and sweep floor while doing it" from that moment on my reply was no just stick that in instead and you can at least open a beer

I'm not that surprised she is now an 'Ex'

The lazy cow!

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[Northernraider]

I'm not that surprised she is now an 'Ex'

The lazy cow!

I think it's because the bottle opener was better endowed than me ..

 

[Mikey RV]

Could you combine the two functions of those items at the same time ?

Sticky Vicky did.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

He Janine ... Thinking on from your comment on the snow thread reminded me that I saw these in an Asia shop a couple of days ago... not seen any similarly themed corkscrews yet.

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How rude!

I am highly offended......

Can't quite see the price; how much were the big ones? ......asking for friend

 

[Dart]

How rude!

I am highly offended......

Can't quite see the price; how much were the big ones? ......asking for friend

I think I am too. I'd better have another look just to make sure.

 

[suavecarve]

Could you combine the two functions of those items at the same time ?

Sticky Vicky (RIP) immediately comes to mind

Edit : And just seen I was not the only one reminded

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[Puddleduck]

My Dad made my Gran a salt cellar when he was very young. So very phallic...... I wonder what happened to it?

Being a family of girls, me, sister and single cousin, we didn't have a clue until we were a lot older.

 

[appydaze]

Had to get a deisel one, batterys dont last long enough....

 

[Janine]

I see your corkscrew of choice, Minxy, and present you with a novel musical instrument for your hubby

 

[swemmy666]

swiss army knive of bottle openers, multi-purpose tooling at its finest

 

[DuxDeluxe]

I see your corkscrew of choice, Minxy, and present you with a novel musical instrument for your hubby

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.......and I thought that you were both fine upstanding ladies........

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[Minxy]

.......and I thought that you were both fine upstanding ladies........

I am as I'm tea total, as for Janine it depends on how much she's drunk!

 

[DuxDeluxe]

I am as I'm tea total, as for Janine it depends on how much she's drunk!

I am still so disappointed in both of you.............

I thought that humour of this type belongs with rough old sailors like myself

 

[tribalbrit]

When I posed for the ones on the top shelf they assured me they wouldn't be used as bottle openers.

 

[Janine]

I am still so disappointed in both of you.............

I thought that humour of this type belongs with rough old sailors like myself

Why shouldn’t rough old sailors be female?

I’ll have you know that I have RYA 1&2

 

[enark]

Prefer my 12.7 version

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[DuxDeluxe]

Why shouldn’t rough old sailors be female?

I have you know that I have RYA 1&2

Yes, Janine, but you are cute and petite - unlike this rough arsed old ships captain……
Due respect to the sailing qualifications
RYA powerboat 2 was one of the most challenging exams I had….. my dinghy crew was my examiner and gave me a really hard time, with a big grin on his face. Despite the master’s ticket, I had to qualify to be a race official at a championship.